Two of a Kind Touimy Atkms wus appiviug to his Golonel for ieave. "l've a letter from my wife, sir," he explamed. "She'a very busy with her house-cieamug, and wants to know if 1 can get ieave to help her with the t'urniture polishing. " ' ' That 's strange/ ; exclamied the Golonel. "1 also have had a letter ifom your wife asluug me to keep you from having ieave because you are only a nuisaiice when at home." 4 1 Thank you, sir, ' ' said Tommy, turning sadiy away. Ou Teaching the door he looked round and said to the Golonel, ' 1 Excuse me, sir, there are two liars in this regiment, and I'm one of them. 1 am not married yet.' '
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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 25, 13 February 1937, Page 16
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