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Hastings Standard, Issue 51, 25 June 1896, Page 4

" Capital punishment," as the boy said when the schoolmaster seated him with the girls. Sir Lucius O'Trigger has discovered the true solution of the Cass case contradictions. A very similar incident once occurred to himself. "As I was going over Dublin bridge," he writes, " I met Pat Mulrooney. and Pat looked, aud I looked, apu it turned out, by jabers, that it was neither t>f Hi." A fashion journal devoted the tastes and interests of the fair sex says: '• If young ladies war.t blooming complexions they should rub their cheeks with snow." Bet* : . r rub 'em with moustaches. This process imparts a far glowier h\ie. Besides moustaches ye have air w itH you' but snow ye have not 'alwavs. "Do you often v ondcr, George," she said softly, as t hey stood at the gate, " at the infinif e number of stars, where that vast, silent, eternal procession is going, a ud whence it came'?" " le-es," repli-ed George, rather hesitatingly, " but don't you find that to look at th(j yky for any length of time makea the back of your neck •die V'