A man in M9soo\y, Russia, was recently arrested for " insulting the police," liecause he would not stand treat when requested. A young ; girl of the ; c!elcate variety fainted the other day when told that gunbarrels were often exhibited ' without breeches. .■■>••-.... What is the difference between a Methodist preacher at a canip- meeting and a glutton ? One dines at sinners, the other sina at dinners. ' .■ Juvenile statesman are in training iv Ottavva; They ate robbitfg .the tills exten'siyeTy; "■■'• ■ ■;■■■•; ■". :-..■•■■ , ■ A gentleman the other evening objected in playing cards with a lady; 'because,- he said» she haid; auch a " winning way" about her. A traveller inquired of a guide 'the reason " echo" was: always called a " she" and was infpruied^that it was because it always has the last word. ' - ■ :. i:- : ; ■
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Grey River Argus, Volume IX, Issue 650, 19 March 1870, Page 4
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