It is said that some mothers in New York have grown so atfectionate that they: give their children chloi-ofprm previous to whipping them, . ■'■•■ A gentleman, who is ashamed of his in tensly bald head explains the absence of his hair by saying that he 'was bam poor," and he was compelled to scratch his way early in life. : ■'•■'-' ' ; ' Brown of ours, to Tomkins of the Onetyoneth Inflexibles :— " Ah^ Lieutenant-; C'oloii6l you're "funvifehihg T see. -I "suppose that's the pillow?" Tftmklns-' 1 Pillow be bothered 1 ! IVb the b>d fof both of us." A Yonngman recently wrote to his^sweeti heart, saying : "There is not a 'globule pf my heart which does not bear your photograph." He had it: very bad,- hadn't £c? ; A Yankee paper saya that -an. .inventive grnius in Minnesptauiias jußt '^got qp a stove which saves; tbree-foartbs of the wood, whilo the ashes it pay for the remainder." ■■'■•■■•■" ' ' ■ . ■ . :
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Grey River Argus, Volume IX, Issue 637, 17 February 1870, Page 4
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