Why is the Gold Coast the best place to * go to have your leg qut.off?— Because you ' will find the knee-grows tliere. ' A Scotch gtntleman puts the postagestamp the wrong way v p'bii his letter?, and ! I calls it with h tender feeling — turning a i i penny. . t A card was bung out of a dirty little ] .■.■ oyster shop in ■Sandusky City, Ohio, while \ State Sabbath School Convention w'aa in 1 session in that place, which read— "Oisters \ in every style, cooked to order. Friends of i the redemer will please caul." Dr Abernetiiy asked a student one day what he would do in case a man were blown I vp with gunpowder. " I should wait until x jhe came dow?," was the cool reply. " And * suppose I should kick you for your iinperti- k ' ntnee," said the angry surgeon, "What 1 lnusoles would 1 j.ut in motion?" "The t tcusors. and flexors of my right arm §ir V" ?
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Grey River Argus, Volume IX, Issue 634, 10 February 1870, Page 2
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