Why is a married man like ' a candle ? Because lie sometimes goes out at night when he ought not to. A Yankee editor remarked in a polemioil article that though he would not call h;'s opponent a liar, he must say that if the gentleman had intended to state what was utterly false, he had been remarkably successful in the. attempt. At a wedding recently celebrated in Jersey City, U.S., there were four groomsmen— all in full black — and no bridesmaid. The ceremony was performed in a Methodist Church, and the music by which it was accompanied was entirely operatic.
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Grey River Argus, Volume IX, Issue 622, 13 January 1870, Page 3
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