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Grey River Argus, Volume VIII, Issue 528, 5 June 1869, Page 1

i^OBB AND C O.'S TELEGRAPH LINE OF ROYAL MAIL COACHES. REDUCTION OF FARES. From and after Monday, May 17 — £ s. 0. Tereirakau 0 10 0 Hokitika .. ... 1 2 6 Christchurch 7 10 0 Return Tickets to Hokitika £2. L. G. COLE and CO., Proprietors. "pUBLIC AND IMPORTANT. The Undersigned, seeing that the public requirements- of the Grey District offers inducement to him to OPEN A TRI- WEEKLY EXPRESS, Begs to inform the pxiblic that a Horse Express will LEAVE MAC'S ROYAL HOTEL Ahaura, EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, AND FRIDAY ; AND FROM MIDDLETON'S WHARF HOTEL, Greymouth, EVERY TUESDAY, THURSDAY, AND SATURDAY, At 8.30 a.m. (weather permitting.) Punctuality -will be an important feature in this venture, aud all communications must be prepaid. Small parcels as par agreement. D. M'KENNA. SUM MORE ANSERS TU CHORISPON DINTS. Newton : Yu hey rot tv us on a most important subjik, namely, Yirthquaks. Yn say yu cant akownt fur the big diffirince beqixt one yirthquake & anuther yirthquake. We hey bin studyin the same subjik fur sum yeres ; but the durnd things keaps alers under grownd, so a feller cant hey a fair sho at em. However, we cum tv the conklushon thet yirthquaks (like everythin else in natir) ar of 2 sekses ; to wit, mail & ferny — 9. When a yirthquake B-longs tv the mail seks, he shakes things a bit, but yu kan alers manage tv hold en tv sumthin. But when a phemail yirthquak cums along it aint no yuse tryin to stand Hear, B-caus she tears things up by the rutes, and plays genral smash with everythin in less-n a minute. The real praktikal yuse ov yirthquaks hez niver bin thurowly prospekted, but it hez bin estemated thet if a feller cood hold on tv the tail ov a yirthquake he cood get ovir more nots of kuntry in an hour than a telegraf pole. It woodnt matter whether the grownd was klearod or otherwise. A Stranger : We dont like to praze 1 establishment inor'n anothir, but in the present instance we cant advise yu to iuvest yure muuy anywhere else than at A. M. HUNTEK'S AMERICAN TOBACCO WAREHOUSE. We hey yused his tobaccoes fur ovir 3 years, and we feel yunger and stronger ivery day. We no the Propriet< r well ; he is lov the most eksentrik cusses yu ever see ; but he keeps the best tobaccoes to be fownd on the weather-side ov the ekernockshial equatey. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL TOBACCONIST. MR. J. BASCH has just returned from Melbourne with a large assortment of Southern Tobaccos and Cigars, carefully selected by himself. i The last voyage of the Great Britain has also enabled him to add to his stock an infinite variety of Meerschaum, Brianvood, and Charcoal Pipes, Cutlery and Stationery, Albums, China, Vases, Perfumery, Fancy Soaps, Walking-Sticks, Ladies' and Gents' Riding Whips. ! Pipes handsomely mounted. Up-country orders supplied at Greatly Reduced Rates. lyr o t i c eT~. MR. BEISSEL, Hairdresser (Late of the City Baths, Dunedin), Having arrived in Greymouth, HAS OPENED IN BOUNDARY STREET, Next the Alliance Hotel. ■VT O T I C E.— MRS. BIESSEL, Ladies' -*- ~ Hairdresser, having arrived in Greymouth, HAS OPENED IN BOUNDARY STREET, two doors from Hammond aud Davies' Grocery Store. Private rooms for Ladies. Ladies' Hair Dressed in the Latest Fashion. 7S I T V BATHS. The Proprietor of the above Establishment begs to inform his y atrons that he has Reduced the Price of Bathing — Hot Baths - - - 2s. Cold do Is. The Hairdressing Department, In connection with the above, is under the superintendence of an efficient Artiste. How is Your Poor Head ? Ladies and Gentlemen suffering from primitive Loss of Hair, Baldness, Scurf, &c, will find an efficient specific in — "Allan's Miraculous Hair Restorer." Headache cured instantaneously. HOW ARE YOUR POOR FEET? F. M. ALLEN (Pupil of Herr Schobert), CHIROPODIST. Corns carefully extracted without pain, STEAM-TUG DISPATCH, npHE Grey River Steam Tug Company's JL powerful Double-Engine Steamer DISPATCH, prepared to Tow Vessels in and out of the river as per agreement, to be arranged on application to G. W. MOSS, Manager, Albert street.