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Grey River Argus, Volume VIII, Issue 527, 3 June 1869, Page 1

/^ O B B AND C O.'S TELEGRAPH LINE OF ROYAL MAIL COACHES. REDUCTION OF FARES. From and after Monday, May 17— £ s. ('. Terercakau 0 10 0 Hokitika 1 2 G Christchurch 7 10 0 Return Tickets to Hokitika £2. L. G. COLE and CO., . . Proprietors. TpUBLIC AND IMPORTANT. The Undersigned, seeing that the public requirements of the Grey District offers inducement to him to OPEN A TRI-WEEKLY EXPRESS, Begs to inform the public that a Horse Express will LEAVE MAC'S ROYAL HOTEL Ahaura, EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, AND FRIDAY ; AND FROM MIDDLETON'S WHARF HOTEL, Greymouth, EVERY TUESDAY, THURSDAY, AND SATURI AY, At 8.30 a. in. (weather permitting.) Punctuality will be an important feature in this venture, and all communications must be prepaid. Small parcels as per agreement. D. M'KENNA. tTtORE ANSERS 2 KORYSPONDENTS. Waterloo Bob : We hey rede a few hard letters in our tyme ; but yourn stumps us koinpleetly. We trid it frum 1 eend furst, then frum the uther : up and down, & frum the middel ; but awl tv no use. Yu must hey rit it with a Indyrubber clothes peg ; or sumthin else with morn wun pint 2 it. Try agane ; yu mite impruve when yu git the hang ov it. Yuse a kro-bar, or a bute Jack, whittled down to a sharp edge, next time. Sceptic : Yu say yu ar not quite kleer in regard tv a fewter state. Kinder doobious like about the brimstone & flyin snake arrangruents ov the place, & v wish tv B set on the rite trak. Well, yu jest smoke sum ov the Tobacco thets knokin purmiskusly arowd town, al dowts on the subjik will kolapse at wunce. On the uther hend, if yu D-zire to tast the sweets ov the new Geroozelem, jest go up tv the "American Tobacco Warehouse, ask fur sum ov the Gen-u-wiue "Abram's Boozem." Fill yure pipe, put a kandel tv it, and 2 minutes later (if yu don't feel, as if yu waz in Kingdumkuin) yu n.ay sew ns-fnr-'tiamages.-WHOLESALE AND RETAIL TOBACCONIST. MR. J. BASCH has just returned from Melbourne with a large assortment of Southern Tobaccos and Cigars, carefully selected by himself The last voyage of the Great Britain has also enabled him to add to his stock an infinite variety of Meerschaum, Briarwood, Jind Charcoal Pipes, Cutlery and Stationery, Albums, China, Vases, Perfumery, Fancy Soaps, Walking-Sticks, Ladies' and Geut3' Riding Whips. Pipes handsomely mounted. Up-country orders supplied at Greatly Reduced Rates. T^T C> T? I C E~! MR. BEISSEL, Hairdresser (Late of the City Baths, Dunedin), Having arrived in Greymouth, HAS OPENED IN BOUNDARY STKEET, Next the Alliance Hotel. ~VT OTICE.— MRS. BIESSEL, Ladies' -*- ' Hairdresser, having arrived in Greymouth, HAS OPENED IN BOUNDARY STREET, two doors from Hammond and Davies' Grocery Store. Private rooms for Ladies. Ladies' Hair Dressed in the Latest Fashion. 7^ I T V BATH iT The Proprietor of the above Establishment begs to inform his i atrons that he has Reduced the Price of Bathing — Hot Baths - - - 2s. Cold do - - - - Is. . The Hairdressing Department, In connection with the above, is under the superintendence of an efficient Artiste. How is Your Poor Head ? Ladies and Gentlemen suffering from primitive Loss of Hair, Baldness, Scurf, &c, will find an efficient specific in — "Allan's Miraculous Hair Restorer." Headache cured instantaneously. HOW ARE YOUR POOR FEET? F. M. ALLEN (Pupil of Herr Schobert), CHIROPODIST. Corns carefully extracted without pain. "VT OTICE TO DIGGERS; A Comfortable Home to all the Diggers on the Coast — DIGGERS' ARMS TEMPERANCE HOME. Lodging per day and night, Is. By week, ss. Temperance Home, Boundary street. G. PROCTOR, Proprietor. "VTONEY TO LLND, on approved real or personal security. Apply to ARTHUR R. GUINNESS, Solicitor, Gilmcr's Builc* : ngs, Greymouth.