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Grey River Argus, Volume VII, Issue 515, 6 May 1869, Page 3

ripilE Melbourne, Adelaide, and New JL Zealand Stoam Shipping Company's steamers will be despatched from Greymouth on or about the following dates : — To Melbourne, calling at Nelson, Wellington, Lyttelton, Dunedin, and Bluff Harbor, ALHAMBRA. Capt. M'Lean, on the 6th MAY. RA.NGUTOTO, Capt. Hagley, ou tlie 16th MAY. For Melboimie Direct— GOTHENBURG, Capt. Underwood, on the 6fch MAiT. TARARUA, Capt. Ferguson, on the loth MAY. For freight or passage, apply to D. GIRDWOOD and CO., Agents, Mawhera Quay. N.B. — Passengers booked through to Sydney and Adelaide. STEAM TO NELSON, WELLINGTON, LYTTELTON, DUNEDIN, BLUFF HARBOR, And MELBOURNE. rTIHE Melbourne, Adelaide, and New _L Zealand Steam Shipping Company's splendid steamship ALHAMBRA, 1000 tons, John M'Lean, Esq., Commander, Will be despatched for the above ports. (Weather permitting) THIS (THURSDAY) AFTERNOON. Thep.s. Persevere will convey passengers on board free of charge. For freight or passage, apply to D. GIRDWOOD and CO., Agents, Mawhera Quay. STEAM TO MELBOURNE DIRECT, Forwarding passengers to SYDNEY AND ADELAIDE. r | THE Melbourne, Adelaide, and New JL Zealand Steamship Company's powerful steamship GOTHENBURG, 800 tons, T. Undebwood, Commander, Will be despatched for Melbourne direct, transhipping to Sydney and Adelaide, (Weather permitting) THIS (THURSDAY) AFTERNOON. The p.s. Persevere will convey passengers on board, free of charge. For freight or passage, apply to D. GIRDWOOD and CO., Agents, Mawhera Quay, STEAM-TUG DISPATCH, nriHE Grey River Steam Tug Company's JL powerful Double-Engine Steamer DISPATCH, prepared to Tow Vessels in and out of the river as per agreement, to be arranged on application to G. W. MOSS, Manager, Albert street. TF CROWDED HOUSES NIGHTLY -*- Are any Criterion, THE HARMONIC CONCERT HALL Is the only acknowledged PLACE OF AMUSEMENT IN GREYMOUTH, Where all the available TALENT APPEAR SIGHTLY in their NEW ORIGINAL SONGS, GLEES, Choruses, DUETS, STEP-DANCING, &c. Commencmg each evening at eight o'clock, aud the Admission is Free. C. H. RHODES, Proprietor. nfiEYMOUTH GYMNASIUM. Kjt — Gentlemen wishing to become Members are requested to send in their names to the President, Mr S. Bakclay. Subscription — £2 2s per annum, payable haK-yearly in advance. J. M. BUTT, Hon. Sec. I%TORE ANSERS 2 KORYSPONDENTS. Waterloo Bob : We hey rede a few hard letters in our tyme ; but yourn stumps us koinpleetly. We trid it frum 1 eend furst, then frum the uther : up and down, & frum the middel ; but awl tv no use. Yu must hey rit it with a Indyrubber clothes peg ; or sumthin else with morn wun pint 2 it. Try agane ; yu mite impruve when yu git the hang ov it. Yuse a kro-bar, or a bute Jack, whittled down to a sharp edge, next time. Sceptic : Yu say yu ar not quite kleer in regard tv a fewter state. Kinder doobious like about the brimstone & flyin snake arrangtuents ov the place, & v wish tv B set on the rite trak. Well, yu jest smoke sum ov the Tobacco thets knokin purmiskusly arowd town, al dowts on the subjik will kolapse at wunce. On the uther h( nl,if yu D-zire to tast the sweets ov the new Geroozelem, jest go up tv the "American Tobacco Warehouse, ask fur sum ov the Gen-u-wine "Abram's Boozem. " JFill yure pipe, put a kandel tv it, and 2 minutes later (if yu don't feel as if yu waz in Kingdumkum) yu aay sew us fur damages. ■VTT I L L I A M MORRIS, Wholesale and Retail STOREKEEPER, PROVISION, WiNE, AND SPIRIT MERCHANT. A well-selected Stock of first-class Drapery, Clothing, Boots and Shoes, &c, &c. RECEIVING STORES. Horse Feed. Stabling, &c. Old and 'New Townships, AHAU R A . "Cl l RE WOOD. FIREWOOD. The Undersigned is prepared to deliver Firewood in any part of the town. The best Rata' and Kowhai at the Lowest Possible Rates. All orders to be left at Rhodes' Oddfellows' Hotel, Mawhera Quay. J. BERENS.