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Grey River Argus, Volume VII, Issue 504, 8 April 1869, Page 3

The young lady who left the table because the salad was not dressed, entered into copartnership about a month ago, and all went smoothly as a marriage beU, until Tuesday night last, when a quarrel disturbed the "even tenor of their way," in reference to a pair of slippers, she declining to sleep in the same room with them, as they yrere fellows. Count Bismarck recently presented a faithful but poor secretary with a portfolio bound like a book, in which were deposited five hundred thalers. On meeting his secretary the next day, the Count asked him if he had perused the volume. "Yes, my lord," said the secretary, "and I was so captivated by its contents that I am awaiting the appearance of the second volume with feelings of the greatest interest." The Count smiled, but said nothing. A few days afterwards, the secretary received a second portfolio, bound and filled like the first, on the titlepige of which was the sentence, " This work is complete in two volumes."