A colored man named Jim Webster was brought up before an American justioe of the paaoe. After the evidence was all given, the judge, with a perplexed look, said, ' But I do not oomprehend, Webster, how it was possible for you to steal those ohiokens when they were roosting right under the owner's window, and there were two rioioua dogs in the yard.' ' Hit wouldn't do year a bit of good, jedge, for me to splain how I ootohed dom chiokens, for yer couldn't do it yerself if ye tried forty times, and yer might get yer bide full of buck shot de berry fust time yer put yer leg ober the fenoe. De bes' way ret yer to do, jedge, is fur yer ter buy yer ohiokens in de market.*
FIDELITY COMPANY'S _s*(if\{\{\ MELBOURNE CUP 128 NOMINATIONS. First £IOOO Second ... .„ ... _ ... 400 Third 300 Other Starters (about £44 each) ... 1100 Non-Starters (about £2O each) ... 20G0 And Forty-seven (Victorian Bonds (each £23 8a) 1200 Total No. 176 £6OOO Eaoh Programme Number oarries a Doable Interest—the first in the Nominations, the second in the Bonds. Programme*—£l each, and two 2d stamps. Cheques (with Is exchange), to be payable only to a No.-—, or to Bearer. If otherwise drawn out will be returned. No Registered Letters or Telegrams. Address only to " fidelity Company," cate of Alfred A. Cameron's Box, No. 251. Dnnedln. 3018 OPBINO PBING SaOO K> saoo k) ©Niaao Mff-M TU3T |"\PBNED TUST /~|PHNBD IdO 18 aX aanaavf isa_ aauadO xsaJL AT O. B. CHURCH'S AT O. B. CHTTBOH'S AT O. E. OHTJBOH'S s«HoariHO *s o xv s«HoaaHO 'K '0 xv ftHOHnno a: o xv Oathel street Cashel street Cashel street ieqssQ
CHBAPEB THAN ANY OTHER HOUSE IN CHRISTOHUROH, Remember, O. R. Church is the only Drieot Cash Importer of Drapery and Clothing who makes every article 25 per coat lower than any other houses. Note the Addresa— C. R. CHURCH, DIBBOT IMPOBTBB, Elver's Buildings, Cashel street' (Three doors from High street). 1685 W ood Brothers* (Safldlers) 20th ANNITERSART. 'Tits a very good world we live in, Bending, then mending and atitohing; Bnt for spurs, whips, or collars, T?leasa kindly table the dollars ; Don't jib, or hang book i' the breeching, la discount should set your palms itching. Some joyous oub, with gift o'gab. These winsome lines has sent me; That deil's child has me beguilM To ding them crude forenent ye. " A stitch in time saves nine." This may be obtained with promptitude and despatch, and, what is still more important, with benefit to both man and beast, not materially affecting the breeches pocket, though we sincerely hope with some advantage to our own. Special attention, with full particulars, may be obtained from the undersigned. JAMES WOOD. Bbh.. Saddler, High street. Workshop at the back in Lichfield street. September 14th, 1882. 3261 J. BALLANTYNB & CO., HAT AND OAP MANUFACTURERS. 7"B have recently OPENED this NEW INDUSTRY as a branch of our business, and are prepared to execute orders for any shape, style, or color on the shortest notloe. A Good Selection of onr Own Manufactures Always In Stook. DtJNSTABLB HOU;SB, CASS EL STREET. 3097 WOOD. BEST NEWCASTLE HOUSEHOLD and other COALS, Delivered In Town or Country o quantities 6uwt.and upward Also, SLACK PINE FIREWOOD IN LONG AND SHORT LENGTHS, At Lowest Current Rates. Diden may bo forwarded to Railway Siding, Harper street, or Colombo street, Obxiatohnroh. THOS. h B. PAYTTT.
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Globe, Volume XXIV, Issue 2668, 25 October 1882, Page 4
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569Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 Globe, Volume XXIV, Issue 2668, 25 October 1882, Page 4
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