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Mistress — 1 Forgot it Why, I told you to impreis it on your mind.’ Bridget— l It was on me moind I put it, mum, an’ me moind wint agthray wid it.’ ‘Ah, my friend,' said a clergyman to a parishioner who was the husband of a termagant, and who had made application for a divorce, ‘ we should be yielding and forgiving. There are no divorces in heaven.’ * That’s the reason,’ said the sufferer, • why I am so anxious to get a divorce here.’ Daniel Webster was once dining with a snobbish Bostonian, who had the ill-mannora to boast of the quality, age, and cost of his wines, be even went into a computation of the interest on the coat that had accrued since the parohase of the wine. Webster listened courteously, and when the computation was ended be hold oat hie glass to his host, and quietly remarked—“ Bet us atop that aoeumulation of interest.” A wicked boy got into a fight with his uncle, and biting off his nose swallowed it. He was brought before the Police Court, his nnole appearing against him. ‘ This is your nephew, is he,’ asked the magistrate. ‘I am sorry to say he is.’ 1 1 think I detect some resemblance,’ said the judge. ‘Yes,’ replied the uncle, mournfully, ‘he has my nose.’

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