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Globe, Volume XXIV, Issue 2517, 3 May 1882, Page 4

We aro told to ‘take care,’ but most of uo have too much of it for our comfort already. ‘ To atop aside is human’—especially when a runaway team is coming down tho street. Tho whole thiug in a nutshell—The worm. An old saw now aot—A miss is good at a smile. The Mon who always goes to Work with a WiU—A lawyer, 'la that clock fast?’ asked a stranger in a country hotel, pointing to tho timepiece over* head. ‘ Yes, it’s screwed fast,’ The Chinese Euoyclo).'£Elia meets a longfelt want, and no family should bo withoutit. It was published in Pekin in 5000 volumes, and at the price of £2OOO is the same aa given away. Fashionable California squaws, ire are told, bang their hair. History repeats itself. On the plains the Indian husband bangs his wife’s head daily with unfailing regularity. Whenever you see a woman talking straight at a man, and beginning to nod her head and keep time to it with her upraised index finger, it is about timo for somebody to climb a tree. The Czar and his Friends.—Tho Ozar says be is ready to meet death whenever it comes. It may not bo out of place in this connection to say that death is ready to meet the Ozar wherever he goes.— ‘ Boston Transcript.’ An Unreasonable Judge.—The Court (austerely)—‘Prisoner, how did you have tho audacity to break into this man’s house at midnight and rob him ?’ Prisoner (piteously) — 1 But, your honor, last time I was before you you wanted to know how I could have the audacity to rob a man on the highway at high noon. When do you want me to get in my work ?’ Complimentary Notice— 1 Don’t you know that it is a felony to steal a pocket-book out of a gentleman’s pooket ?’ asked an Austin justice of a hard case. ‘ Yes, I know it, jedge, but dat ar pockot-book bulged out de sides dat I b’leove you has so much speret in yer dat yer would hab made a break fer it yerself, jedge, if nobody was watchin’ yer!’ An Obliging Sporlsman—Drs. F. and P., two Lowell physicians of repute, annually go on a hunting trip together. They were getting ready to start, and, in conversation with a lady, Dr. P. gallantly asked, ‘ Miss 8., what game do you like best ?’ ‘ I like whist best,’ responded the lady. ‘ I’ll try and shoot one for you,’said the courteous Dr. P,—‘Lowell Courier.’

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