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Globe, Volume XXIV, Issue 2482, 21 March 1882, Page 4

A Puzzle. —‘ You have heard, my love, that Amanda is about to marry Arthur?’ ‘I know it, but what I can’t understand is that a woman as intelligent as she is can consent to marry a man stupid enough to marry her.’ An undergraduate, under examination at Dublin, was missing question after question. At last the examiner got irritated, and said - ‘ I declare I've got a dog at home that could answer the questions that have been given to 3*u.' ‘ Have you really, sir ?’ said the undergraduate blandly. * May I ask if you would sell him ?’ ‘ Ask no woman her age,’ says a recent writer on social ethics. Of course not. Ask her next best lady friend. She will never fail to give the information.

OPENED T AND BOUGHT BY Large Discount See window C. E. C. THE CASH DK KEVER’S BIJ] CASHEL STB N,B.—Opened out a mag New Dress Goods, at 6|d, £ Usual Price in Town, 9Jd, THOMAS T, tS NOW QUOTING a of Dnnedin Oatmeal, Somei at 4s the 261 b Pnnedln Biacnifs, 3d per Pure Lemon Juice (certil of Trade), quarts. Is Yitadone non alcoholic Cl bottle, 8s 6d per dozt Smoked Cods’ Boes, Is p bpioed Herrings, Is per ti Fresh Herrings, 8d per ti Very Choice Ling. 6d per Sugars, yellow, 3id per 11 White Crystals, 4d and 4 Snowdrop Crystals, 6d Brown Raw, 3Jd Teas.—ln this connect! nauseate the public by much.” Our teas and themselves. Pure Assam, 2a and 2s Gd Best Pekoe or Green, 3s Mixtures of Indian and < 2a lOd per Ih ; other 2* Gd, 2s 41, 2», a" 28a. 2Ss, 245, 225, 2( and 13a Gd The latter, a pure tea strong and fine flavor, ni than 8s a box advance Strong Caddies, oontaii famous Assam Mi: chests of 401 b, £3 to Coffee, 21b tins, best, 3s Maravilla Cocoa Essence Van Honten’s, 4s 8d Fry’s, la Gd New Currants, Gd per It Mixed Peels, Is Gd per 1 BEST BREAD, 6d, DE St. Albans Cakes, cnrrai 9d each Beat Mixed Biscuits, 9d Flour. Wood’s, Gs Gd 501 Candles, Battersea Wax, Sperm, full weight, 8d p Mould Candles, 5d per 1 Kerosene. 9s. 9a 6d. and 1