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Globe, Volume XXIII, Issue 2406, 21 December 1881, Page 4

A Kentuoky editor said :—" The man who prepared the slush for our inside proves by his stupid work that he is an idiotio jaokass whose brain is so small that it rattles about in hia baboon-shaped head like a pea in a dried bladder." The " inside " referred to was the patent inside of his paper, but the barkeeper who mixes his drinks thinks he can collect lO.OOOdolo. damages for defamation of character at the next term of Court. Young Lady—" And you really mean to say that at times you do not get enough to eat. Why, I always thought that pour people in the country could get eggs, baoon, milk, and vegetables for nothing.' Country woman—- " Only three things as we gets for nuffin', Miss—air, water, and the parson's advice."— " Fun."

J. HERN, Corner of Manchester and Tuam Streets, lAVING to raise a large amount of rush by the 20th hist., ia compelled to SELL OFF all his STOCK at OOBT PBIOK. A large number of H. Twelvetrees Washing, Wringing, and Mangling Machines ; the Magic Prizu Waaher, 15a ; Fountain Washing Machine, 2s 6d eaoh ; Copper Waßhing Boilers, with furnace or without the patent fountain (double copper) washing boiler, the best washing machine ever Invented, To give the public an idea of what it can do, it shall bo kept working every day from three to four. Also, Ranges, American Stoves, Colonial Ovena, Cottage and other Mangles, Punohing Machine and Regiater Gratea, &o. 451

K. W. ENGLAND, TIMBER MERCHANT. ing, Hitches, &o. OAA /\/^rk FT & WHITE t3%J\J 9 %J\J\J PINE boards and scantling IOO.OOO^blS^e"' 4 Large Stocks of Galvanised Iron, Cement, Doors, Sashee, and every other Builders' Requisite. Orders promptly forwarded. YARDS TUAM STREET. 541

A HAPPY HOUR ! I THE place to spend a HAPPY HOUR 1b at the GARRICK HOTEL BILLIARD BOOM, Which has been thoroughly renovated throughout and is now under entirely New Management. S. BENNETT & CO., Proprietors. GEORGE MACDONALD, 659 (Late of Palace Hotel), Manager. "AMES -pEPPERELL, HOUSE ASD LAND AGENT, Cathedral Square, Houses and Shops to Let, City and Suburban Properties for Sale. 8 THOMAS TAYLOR'S IHRISTMAS ~~ —re,™ St. Albans Lane (Late J. Saywell) COLOMBO STREET, CHRISTCHURCH, One Door City Side of TUAM STREET AND HI(*H STBEET (One Door City Side of St. Asaph street.) Every Article Sold is Guaranteed, that is, the Money Returned if not approved of.

NEW FRUITS— New Currants, 6d per lb New Raisins, 8d per lb New Sultanas, 9d per lb New Mixfld Peels, In Gd par lb New Muscatel (good) la New Finest ditto, 1» 4d New Flgj>, 101 and Is per box New Jordan Almonds, 2s 8 * per lb New Valencia, (swoet), Is 6d per lb New Shell, Is per lb New Barcelonas, 9d par lb Canterbury Cakes, lOid each Mixed Biscuits, 91 per lb Luncheon (Dunedin), 3d per lb Lime Juice Cordial (imported) la lOd per bottle White Crystal Sugar, 4d per lb Straw Colored, 3id per lb Baw Sugar for beer, 3|i per lb Strong Family Congou. Is 6d psr lb Assam Congou, 2s per lb Pure Assam Tea, 2s per lb Best Assam, 2s 6d Beat Black or Mixed, 2j lOd Box Tea. 14* 6d, 16s 6d, 183 6d, 20a to 23s Half-chestß, £3 to £5 Strong Caddies, containing 201bs of the famous Assam Mixture, 33a Van Houten's Cocoa, 4s 8d per lb Lucca Oil (quarts'), 2s 4d Quart Pickles, Morton's, Is 63 Captain White's Oriental, 2s 3d Crosse and Blackwell's, Is 3d Ksaenosa, C. and 8., la Morton's Sauce, 6d per bottle Mellor's, 9d and Is 6d Java Riae, 71bs for Is fid Tapioca, 5d and 6d per lb Sago 4 1 per lb Queensland Arrowroot, 8d and Is per lb Carbonate of Soda, 6d per lb. Nailrod Tobacco, 6s per lb Aromntic, 6s Baßt Twist, 5a 6d Barrett's do, 5s Flat Plugs, 4s 9d Hemp, Kapp, Canary or Linseed, 5d per lb Moir's Oatmeal, 3s3d for2slbs Dunedln, 3s 6d do Wood's flour, 6s 6d for 501 b 100 lbs, 12 j 6d Condensed Milk, Milkmaid Brand, lOid; per dozen, 10s Honey, 21b tins, lOd Marmalade, 9d, 101, and la Gd per tin Infant's Food, Neve's, la 3d Irish Mops, la 3d Parafine Caudles, per lb Sperms, full weight, 8d per lb Kerosene, 9s, 9a 6d, 10j 6d per tin. GOODS DELIVERED DAILY IN TOWN AND SUBURB 3, OB AT THE OHRIBTCHUBCH RAILWAY STATION.