A NEW CANDIDATE FOR PARLIAMENT.

Globe, Volume XXIII, Issue 2349, 13 October 1881, Page 3

A NEW CANDIDATE FOR PARLIAMENT.

To the Seditor of the Olobe. Sib, —I ham two years in New Zealand. I ave been honly one year hemployed, hand I now come before the public has a workingman hand one of the nunemployed. Moderately grateful for one year's vork, obliged to those who vill wote for me bin the oomeing helection, hand doubly obliged to those who vill hinduce a friend to support me, hand put me in reoeipt of the onorarium, say £2OO per year, vith malace toward none, becauso I ham resolved to do right hif I can. I vill stiok ard to the Government of the day, and wote vith them so long has they promise me a billet, I ham hambitious about the £2OO being put on committees, hand a billet. I came to Ohristchurch to make money. I can't do it onestly, but hif I am sent hup to the ouse at Wellington I will do whatt I can, I will wote for the working man's screw to be reduced another 10 per cent, hand I will wote for £3OO onorarium to hevery member of that ere ouse hin Parliament, hand I vill go hin for cheap popularity, like the member for Lyttelton. I vill wote £SO capitation mony on the ead of hevery Chinese man that is landed hon our shores, I will allow the females to go free, like our M.P. for Ohristohuroh, the working man (hand save the mark) the working man's friend. I will vote for the wife beater to be 'ighly recommended, hinstead of giving him thirty lashes, witch he 'ighly deservs for so doing. I will write to the Press to stop the cutting hof trees hin the workingman's bathing ground. I vill gaurantee oheap shoes to the workingman hif I get a portfolia has boss hof that department. I will abandon the jewelry business for a billet hon the railways, for wioh I ham well sooted. I will 'ave J. L. Willson to say prayers at the opening hof the 'ouse, while I sing Alleluia in three parts. I 'ope the people hail hover New Zealand will vote for hall new members hin the field, I do. I ham a hirish cokney, and if returned, has I know I will, I will keep Seddon hand Pyke hin their places. I can do a bit of the fisty cuffs hiff required. I vill wote for Teddy Bichardson to hold a portfolia, hand that be his Minister of Publio Works, he as been before, hand everything as been in a muddle since he was not. I will vote for hall the big bugs to have a advance of screw, hand hin conclusion I may remark that I ham hambitious for a billet hand the £2OO, hand I will guarantee not to mortgage hany part hof that money. Tonrs, &c., A WORKING MAN HAND NUNEMPLOYED.