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sparks flew wide and red and hot, they lit upon that brat; they fired the crackers in hia band, and eke those in his hat. Then came a burst of rattling sound—the boy ! Where was he gone P Ask the winds that far around strewed bits of moat and bone, and scraps of clothes and balls and tops and nails and books and yarn, the relics of that dreadful boy that burned his father’s barn. Curiosity.—“ I vould like to know very mooch," remarked Mose Schomburg to Gilhooly, “if my brudder Sam vash an honest man.” “I’ll toll you how to find out if ho is honest or not,” responded Gilhooly. “ Next time you go off on the train take him along to the depot, and just before the train leaves give him a XOdol. bill and tell him to change it. If he comes back with the change, then he is presumably honest.” “But ven he don’t come pack?” “Then you lose your lOdol.” “Shimminy grashus ! Tid you suppose for a moment, Mr Gilhooly, dot I vash completely eat up mit curioshity ?” A Philadelphia paper remarks that the wicked Nihilists have determined that the new Czar shall not live. As soon as green apples come into the market they ore going to send him a barrel.

rJ • T. KELL, LAND AND ESTATE AGENT, VALUATOR, LICENSED LAND BROKER. TO LET. A HANDSOME NEW CORNER SHOP, with Dwelling House, well finished throughout, situated at the junction of Oxford terrace and Montreal street. TWO NEW SHOPS, adjoining above, with Dwellings,equally well finished, and very convenient. Also, A FIRST-RATE CORNER SHOP, with Dwelling House, suitable for a butcher’s business. AFIVE-ROOMED HOUSE on Ensor’s road. A COTTAGE, of Four Rooms, Bath Room, &c., and large garden, at Wilson’s road Platform. TO LET OR SELL. A FIRST-RATE FIVE - ROOMED HOUSE, Pantry, Wash-house, &o. Very nioely finuhed, in Carlton place. North belt. QUARTER- ACRE, with Large Workshop, in Tuam street West. FOB SALE. A WELL-BUILT and Convenient HOUSE of Six Rooms, Out-build-ings and Quarter-acre, well fenced and planted. Situated in Waltham. AVERY COMMODIOUS HOUSE of Six Large Rooms, with Garden, &c., on the East belt. Four newly built cottages, each containing 4 Rooms and Scullery, with nice garden securely fenced ; artesian wells, &c., on Mathesen’s road, close to Ferry road. Will be sold together or separately, and at a VERY LOW PRICE. Quarter-acre sections on Ensor’s road near to Ferry road, Cheap and on Easy Terms. A SPLENDID SECTION on the SOUTH BELT, of nearly half an acre, with DOUBLE FRONTAGE, well fenced. S S FINE QUARTER-ACRE SECTION In Gloucester street. lEOTIONS in PAPANUI, as a block or separately. UMNER—One of the BEST SITES in the township, IRST-CLASS BUILDING FRONTAGES in COLOMBO STREET NORTH. ADDINGTON, Sections opposite the Government Workshops. Low price, and payments by small monthly Instalments. Fine Building Sections opposite the Sydenham Recreation Grounds, Addington, by easy payments. 50 acres on New Brighton road. Close to Christchurch. A splendid grazing farm. 1000 acres at West Eyreton, 220 acres Upper Hinds, unimproved 430 acres, Rakala, partly fenced 360 acres, partly fenced, near Colegate 220 acres, Geraldine, first rate farm and improvements See, , &0. Apply to J. T. BELL, Cathedral square, opposite Post Office, HANSEATIC FIRE INSURANCE COMPANY OF HAMBURG. RISKS taken at LOWEST RATES, and all Losses settled within the Colony, Agent for Canterbury, J T. BELL, 8265 Cathedral square. jqh. hooice’s LANCET. All Invalids should read the Chapter on the Functions of Digestion, showing by what process Pood is converted into Blood— How Blood Sustains the whole System— How Nervous Power influences all the Bodily Organs to perform their allotted Functions— Principles of Life and Death unfolded— Dying seldom accompanied with Pain— Mental Vision amplified prior to the Death of the Body—lmmortality of the Intelligent Principle. JQH. HOOKE’S ANTI ■ LANCET. The Nervous, the Dyspeptic, or the Hypochondriac, should read the Chapter on the Origin of all Diseases from Depression of Nervous or Vital Power —How Explained— Producing or Exciting causes of Nervous Depression—Effects of the Mind on the Body—Effects of Excessive Joy—Anger— Grief and Suspense—Sudden Surprise and Fright—Hard Study—Hot Relaxing Fluids —lntemperance in Eating and Drinking— Spirituous Liquors—Loss of 8100d —Impure Air. JQH. HOOKE’S ANTI LANCET. Read the Chapter on the Destructive Practice of Bleeding, illustrated by the cases of Lord Byron, Sir Walter Scott, Madame Malibran, Count Cavour, General “Stonewall” Jackson, and other public characters. DR. HOOKE’S ELIXIR--5b 3d, or 10s 9d per Bottle, or in case (12 bottles), Six Guineas. DR- ROOKE’S ORIENTAL PILLSIa 4d or 5a 3d per Box. Sole Agent : MR. J. BAXTER, CHEMIST, Comer of Durham and Victoria streets, Christchurch; and Oxford. Orders by poet promptly attended to, N.B.—Just Arrived—£3oo worth of the above Medicines. 8482