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Globe, Volume XXIII, Issue 2220, 7 April 1881, Page 4

P.ROEESSOE. JENSEN, HERBALIST, (Late of Denmark), REMOVED OPPOSITE STODDAST’S TEMPERANCE HOTEL, Manchester street south, HAVING opened the above place of business for the manufacture and sale of Herbal Remedies, will be glad of a call from any persona afflicted with general maladies, which he is prepared to treat. THE PROFESSOR May bo seen at his Laboratory, Manchester street south. And recommends his great TONIC As the greatest destroyer, NOT OF MAN OR WOMAN, That the World has ever seen. Ladies and Gentlemen, —Don’t misunderstand Professor Jensen when he emphatically states his MEDICINE KILLS DISEASE, while the Pills and Grease, the Mineral Poisons, the Epsom Salts and Chalk Water breeds disease! Don’t Forget! PROFESSOR JENSEN’S RENOWNED AND UNSURPASSED TONIC Is made from the Best American Herbs. This Tonic has been handed down to Professor Jensen by lineal descent from the i ancient patriarch Methusaleh, who, when ho found out its strengthening efficacy, causing his own life to be prolonged to such an unprecedented old age, commissioned his children, Lamech and Noah, to proclaim its wonderful restorative power in all languages and to all people on the face of the earth ; and now Professor Jensen presents to the public the VERY SAME TONIC that that Ancient Patriarch used so many years before the flood. Remember the address, as it is important : PROFESS OK JENSEN, Manchester Street,

PEOEESSOE JENSEN’S DEOPS. This Renowned Vegetable Compound is the outcome of close and steady application to the means of alleviating pain in its manifold positions in the structure of Man, and can be highly recommended in all cases where cheap, simple and efficient remedies are required. For Rheumatism, Bruises, Sprains, Burns, Swellings, it has no equal. It will arrest Mortification; Base the most violent Internal Pains. Can bo taken Internally, and applied Externally, in all cases of Pain or Siokeness, and has scarcely ever been known to fail. DIRECTIONS. For Pains and Swellings, bathe freely, and take a small dose. For Headache, a small dose, bathe the head, and snuff a little up the nose—it will move the pain. It is good for Bruises, Sprains, Swelled Joints, and Old Sores ; it will allay Inflammation, bring down Swelling, and ease all kinds of pains. For Rheumatism, Stiff Joints, &c., add one-fourth of Spirits of Wine to a tablespoonful of the Mixture, JENSEN’S BALM OF GILEAD Is a safe and speedy Remedy for Skin Diseases, Blood Spots, Fawn Freckles, and Blotched Faces. A trial will convince the most sceptical. _ Prepared only by the Professor, at his Manufactory, Tuam street, Christchurch, where all kinds of Herbs will be Kept in Stock. TESTIMONIALS. Napier, Jan. Bth, 1881. Mb Jansen, — I am very well pleated with your drops and embrocation, which completely restored my stiff knee joint of four months’ standing, during which time I suffered considerably, and shall in future contrive to keep the drops by me for future contingencies. If this is any use to you, I shall be glad to refer any one similary situated, and am Yours respectfully, MRS A. M'LEOD, Whitfield. Witness to above, MR WILLIAM WAKEFIELD, Wilson’s Bridge, Waltham, Professor Jensen. Waltham, November 17th, 1880. Sir, —Having been perfectly cured of horrible corns on my feet, I must, in justice to you, give you my heartfelt thanks for the relief you have given me, and shall be glad to satisfy any inquiries as to your abilities and very reasonable charges. I am, yours obediently, JOHN BATES. Wilson’s Bridge, Waltham, November 30th, 1880. Me Jensen. Sir, —I am glad to say that the injury I received (by being rushed with a cow) has been quite cured by using your lotion, which I found did mo more good than any other treatment. I shall be glad to make your drops and lotion known where I can. I remain, yours truly. WILLIAM WAKEFIELD. To Professor Jensen. Bir. —Allow me to tender you my heartfelt thanks for the perfect cure. The drops have given me great relief for my head and stomach. I am, &c., MRS PAPPS. Waltham. To Professor Jensen. Sir, —Allow mo to give my most heartfelt thanks for the perfect cure the drops have done my head, MBS NELSON. Pound road, Sydenham, Jan. 14th, 1881. Mr Jensen. Sir,—l have pleasure in bearing testimony to the virtue of your drops, which gave me Immediate relief, and have found more benefit in two bottles than in a hamper full of the stuff administered by what you call the faculty gentlemen. I hope to be all right in a few weeks, when I shall make your valuable drops hotter and more deservedly known, as they ought to be, nd am, Yours respectfully, SARAH BTANLUKE, Mr Jensen. Dear Sir, —I felt it my duty to yon for the good of anyone suffering like myself to testify to your treatment, under which I placed myself, and I am happy to say lam now perfectly cured. I am, Sir, yours respectfully, THOMAS DARTING iON. Sydenham, March 17th, 1881. Professor Jensen. Dear Sir, —1 have been troubled for some time past with what is commonly called “liver complaint,” but since I placed myself under your treatment I got rapidly cured, and am thankful to say I am entirely rid of it. I remain, yours truly, WINIFRED GORTON. St. Albans, March 18th, 1881. Professor Jensen. Sir, —I am happy to eay tha drops you gave me have perfectly cured me of my stiff joints, from which I have keen suffering for some time, and I shall be glad to recommend anyone suffering from the same. Believe me. yours truly, ALFRED WILLIAMS. Papanui, Jan. 14th, 1881.