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PKOFESSOR JENSEN, HERBALIST, (Late of Denmark), Opposite Kempthorne, Prosser and Co.’s, TUAM STREET, HAVING opened the above place of business for the manufacture and sale of Herbal Remedies, will be glad of a call from any persons afflicted with general maladies, which he is prepared to treat. THE PROFESSOR May be seen at his Laboratory, Tnam street, near High street, And recommends his great TONIC As the greatest destroyer, NOT OF MAN OR WOMAN, That the World has ever seen. Ladies and Gentlemen, —Don’t misunderstand Professor Jensen when he emphatically states his MEDICINE KILLS DISEASE, while the Pills and Grease, the Mineral Poisons, the Epsom Salta and Chalk Water breeds disease 1 Don't Forget 1 PROFESSOR JENSEN’S RENOWNED AND UNSURPASSED TONIO Is made from the Beat American Herbs. This Tonic has been handed down to Professor Jensen by lineal descent from the ancient patriarch Methusaleh, who, when he found ont its strengthening efficacy, causing his own life to be prolonged to such an unprecedented old age, commissioned his children, Lameoh and Noah, to proclaim its wonderful restorative power in all languages and to all people on the face of the earth ; and now Professor Jensen presents to the public the VERY SAME TONIO that that Ancient Patriarch used so many yearsjbefore the flood. Remember the address, as it Is important : PROFESSOR JENSEN, Tuam Strebt, Opposite Kempthorne, Prosser and Oo.’s, PEOFESSOB JENSEN’S DEOPS. This Renowned Vegetable Compound is the outcome of close and steady application to the means of alleviating pain in its manifold positions in the structure of Man, and can be highly recommended In all cases where cheap, simple and efficient remedies are required. For Rheumatism, Braises, Sprains, Burns, Swellings, it has no equal. It will arrest Mortification; Ease the most violent Internal Pains. Can be taken Internally, and applied Externally, in all oases cf Fain or Siokeness, and haa scarcely ever been known to fail. DIRECTIONS. For Pains ani Swellings, bathe freely, and take a small dose. For Headache, a small dose, bathe the head, and snuff m little np the nose—-it will move the pain. It is good for Bruises, Sprains, Swelled Joints, and Old Sores ; it will allay Inflammation, bring down Swelling, and ease all kinds of paint. For Rheumatism, Stiff Joints, &0., add one-fourth of Spirits of Wine to a tablespoonfal of the Mixture. JENSEN’S BALM OF GILEAD Is a safe and speedy Remedy for Skin Diseases, Blood Spots, Fawn Freckles, and Blotched Faces. A trial will convince the most sceptical. _ Prepared only by the Professor, at his Manufactory, Tnam street, Christchurch, where all kinds of Herbs will be Kept in Stock. TESTIMONIALS. To Professor Jensen. Sir, —Allow me to tender you my heartfelt thanks for the perfect cure you have effected to the troublesome oorns from which I, previously to seeing yon, have been Buffering the moat excruciating pains for the last ten years and more, and from which, owing to yonr careful and judicious treatment, 1 am at the present time perfectly free. Should this reference be of any good to you, you are welcome to use it in any manner yon may think fit. I am, &0., THOS, SHACKLE. Temuka, December 3rd, 1879. Professor Jensen. Waltham, November 17th, 1830. Sir, —Having been perfectly cured of horrible oorns on my feet, I must, in jnstice to yon, give you my heartfelt thanks for the relief yon have given me, and shall be glad to satisfy any Inquiries as to your abilities and very reasonable oharges. I am, yours obediently, JOHN BATES. Wilson’s Bridge, Waltham, November 30th, 1880. Mb Jensen. Sir, —I am glad to say that the Injury I received (by being rushed with a cow) has been quite cared by using yonr lotion, which Z found did me more good than any other treatment. I shall be glad to make yonr drops and lotion known where 1 can, 1 remain, yours trnly. WILLIAM WAKEFIELD, To Professor Jensen. Sir, —Allow me to tender you my heartfelt thanks for the perfect cure. The drops have given me great relief for my head and stomach. I am, &0., MBS PAPPS. Waltham. To Professor Jensen. Sir, —Allow me to give my most heartfelt thanks for the perfect cure the drops have done my head. MRS NELSON. Found road, Sydenham, Jan. 14th, 1881. Mr Jensen. Sir,—l have pleasure in bearing testimony to the virtue of yonr drops, which gave me Immediate relief, and have fonnd mere benefit in two bottles than in a hamper full of the stuff administered by what you call the faculty gentlemen. I hops to be all right in a few weeks, when I shall make your valuable drops better and more deservedly known, as they ought to be, and am. Yours respectfully, SARAH BTANLUKE. To Professor Jensen. Sir, —Allow me to tender you my heartfelt thanks for the perfect cure yon have effected to the troublesome chilblains from which I, previously to seeing you, have been suffering the most excruciating pain ; but, owing to your judicious treatment, I am at the present time perfectly free Should this reference be of any good to you, yon are welcome to use it in any manner yon may think proper, 1 am, Ac., W. KIBKWOOD. Christchurch, August 11th, 1880. To Mb P. Jensen. ,—Having nsed yonr drops for the last ght for sciatica, 1 have mnoh pleasure [.ting I find them the best remedy I hitherto nsed. J. W. BARTLEY, Sixth street, Sydenham, irnary 7th, 1881. 7480