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business, I tell you. Get out o here! "Get out, eh? Just put me out! But I tell you, youngster, I'm a tough ore to start in on afore dinner; I was at the Pahria, I was, an' I'm the toughest man that ever dined at Buekhorn Springs. Jist put me out now." "Do you want dinner?" "O ! jist waltz me out once. I found Jackson, I did. Jist hop a plate off my head for a starter. Ain't you got no carvin' knives round the ranch for nuthing ? I was through the Frisco Endowment House, ye butcher boots, an' I can lick any galoot that never crossed the Lost River divide. Put up your props." Now the proprietor appeared and asked what the row was about, when the Pahria chief silently walked off with his wrath and his rock, muttering as he went—" I'm tough to curry, I am. Ninety-nine par cent out an' shoot, an' the balance dead on the fight, is what I sample every time. Any galoot that can't iiip a slap-jack out of the chimley an' ketch it on the turn afore it strikes the bedrock ain't got no business to tackle me." And he walked off towards Header's Assay Office.—" Salt Lake Tribune."

An Indiana lady writes: "No trne and devoted husband will feel it degrading to help his wife prepare a meal, rook the baby or wipe the dishes, and also throw in a few loving words of encouragement between times." Many a man who scolds his wife because things a-e not just to suit him at home will be as placid as a custard pie and as mild as milk at a fashionable summer resort, and where nothing is so good a 3 it is in his own house, ard he knows it. It takes a man to do that. —" Steubeuville Herald." A Pennsylvania man had the ear ache for six months before a doctor found out that he had a honey bee in it. Any remarks on the size of his ears would be out of orde-. The bee probably took it for a patent hive. The sudden paleness which sometimes overspreads a young man's face in church may be caused by quickened conscience, but the chances are that he has swallowed some tobacco juice. What a feeling of relief comes over a woman as she enters a church and discovers that her neighbor's wife has the same feather on her spring hat that che wore last season.

MESSES MILLET & GRIFFITH beg to inform the Public that their Omnibns ALBION will RUN Daily between Chriatohureh and Sumner. The Omnibus leaves the Market Place Stables at 10 a.m ; Morton's Hotel at 10.20, returning from Sumner at 4.15. Particular attention paid to parties of Ladies and Children. Orders received and places booted at MILLET & GRIFFITH'S STABLES. Market Placa and High jtreet. 1037 IF ever during the History of New Zealand it was a matter of necessity to practice economy, to be prudent in the outlay of money, and to be careful of the pence, surely that time is now. It is a very true saying, " If every man would sweep his own dcor the town wonld be clean," equally true and more to the point that " Economy begins at home,' and following close upon the heels of these sayings comes the natural deduction that were these things truly followed out the salvation of the country, as regards freedom fr,om bad trade, would be ensured. But as they are not, bad times will come spite of all that can be done or said in favor of economy. Bad however as trade and times may be, a great deal of the difficulty may be warded off by practising ordinary care in outlay of income. Thuß a person want 3 a piece of say, Beef ; the price is 7d per pound at one shop, and 6d at another. The result is the beef is purchased at the cheapest shop. Now follow this out again. A man goes to his daily work, and on arrival finds he is late, loses perhaps an hour's time, and the cause of being late at work—What is it ? The man's watch has stopped. Now for the practice of economy. " Who shall put his watch in order?" Answer—"He that does it cheapest" He will at once take it to RUTLAND, the working man's Watchmaker, COLOMBO STREET, next to Ick's Auction Rooms. RUTLAND is the only watchmaker who properly cleans watches, accurately times them, and gives a written warranty of performance for six Movms for five SHILLINGS. A new mainspring or chain, and cleaned for 7s 6d. RUTLAND lays himself out to be the working man's watchmaker, and the only watchmaker who works at prices to suit the times. Now on sale, the bfst and cheapest Lever Watch ever offered, price £3. 4<85 KAYE'S WOSRDELL'S PILLS, THE GOOD OLD ENGLISH REMEDY FOR ALL DISEASES. Established Over Fipty Ybaes, KNOWN ALL OVER THE WORLD, 10R upwprds of half a century KAYE'S WORSDELL'S PILLS have been esteemed as the best remedy for the prevention and cure of disease. Their use renders the doctor unnecessary in the family. Acting on the blood, they purify it from all humors, rendering the life-giving fluid healthy in its action, and consequently restoring and establishing the health of the invalid.

These Pills are invaluable to immigrants, being a certain remedy for all diseases of all ages, and either sex. Persons residing in the colonies, who cannot have recourse to medical advice, will therefore find them indispensable. The proprietor has in his possession thousands of testimonials bearing witness to the wonderful efficacy of this invaluable medicine, a seleotion of which accompanies each box. Sold by all chemists and other dealers in patent medicines throughout the world, Is ljd. 2s 9d, and 4s 6d per box. DR. ROBERTS'S PILULE ANTISCROPHUL.E ALTERATIVE PILLS, Confirmed by sixty years' experience to one of the best remedies ever compounded for purifying the blood, and assisting Nature in her operations Hence they are useful in Scrofula, Scorbutic complaints, Glandular Swellings, particularly those of the Neck, &c. They form a mild and superior Family Aperient, which may be taken at all times, without confinement or change of diet. Sold In Boxes at Is I'd, 2s 9d. 4s 6d, Us, and 22s each, by the Proprietors, BEACH & BAENICOTT, Dispensary, Bridgport, England, and by all respootable medicine vendors NOTICE. PERSONS Suffering from Indegestion, Billions o Liver Complaints will, on application, receive an unfailing Botanic Recipb by enclosing address to MR MILFORD, Seoretary, Rotanio Institute. Brtatol WIDOW WELCH'S PILLS. (Kbabley's Obiginal.) justly celebrated for their peculiar O virtues, are recommended to the notice of every lady (having obtained the sanction of most gentlemen of the medical profession) as a safe and valuablo medicine in effectually removing obstructions, and relieving other inconveniences to which the female frame is liable, especially those which at an early period of life arise from want of exercise and general debility of the system ; they create an appetite, correct indigestion, remove giddiness and nervous headache, and are eminently useful in windy disorders, shortness of breath, and palpitation of the heart; being perfectly innocent, they may be used with safety in all seasons and climates. Price 2s 9d per box, of all chemists. It is necessary, owing to numerous imitations, to warn the public that Keabsley's is the only original receipt, and has been prepared by the Kearsley family over eighty years. Purchasers should see that each box is wrapped in white paper, and the name "C. Kearsley" is engraved on the Government stamp. Wholesale Agents—J. SANGER & SONS, 158, Oxford street, London, England. Ask foi "Koarley 'e," and see yon get them,