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Globe, Volume II, Issue 155, 2 December 1874, Page 1

i MERICAN WELCOME. jL there ?" said Jenkins, one cold winter night, disturbed in his repose by some one knocking at the street door. "A friend," was the answer. "What do you want?" "Want to stay here all night." "Queer taste,—stay there by all means," was the benevolent reply. WANTED KNOWN, that G. L. Beath and Co, celebrated perfect fitting Avhite Shirts (Irish linen fronts), are now on sale at Argyle House. Prices 5s Gd, Gs 9d, 7s 9d, 8s 9d, and lis 6d each ; or, 29s Gd, 37s Gd, 43s Gd, 48s, and G3s the box. Wholesale warehoitse upstairs. Sweetening one's coffee is generally the first stirring event of the day. TANTED KNOWN, that 11 cases of YY Gents', Boys', and Youths' Hats have just been opened up at Argyle House, including fashionable shapes in Straws, French i elts, Black Paris, and Drab Shells, at prices defying competition. A greenhorn sat a long time very attentively musing upon a cane-bottom chair. At length he said, '' I wonder what fellow took the trouble to find all them ar holes, and put straw around 'cm ?" TANTED KNOWN that the youth of y V Canterbury will never regret visiting Argyle House. Over 2000 Shirts to select from. Latest London styles. G. L. Beath and Co guarantee a saving of 15 per cent by purchasing at their establishment. New Hats, Collars, &c. A Schoolboy's Aspiration.—"Oh, how I wish I were a fountain, for then I could always be playing." WANTED KNOWN—Gentlemen wishing to lay aside their winter Flannels will find Beath and Co's stock replete with every description of merino, gauze, silk, and cotton hosiery, short-sleeved under vests, drawers, &c &c, Crimeans, silk, Harvard and Oxford shirts in great variety. Wholesale warerooms up stairs. When a Portland woman chases her boy with a broom, he runs down on a wharf and jumps into the water. When he conies out his face is washed, his mother does not know him, and he is safe. ) KNOWN, that the Persian "V Paget is the fashionable walking coat of the season. To be had in blue diagonal coatings, fancy tweeds, and silk mixtures. Sole agents for Canterbury, G. L. Boath and Co, Argyle House, Cashel street. Also double and single breasted Pagets, from 25s to 455. What relation is a loaf of bread to a locomotive? — Its mother. Why? Because bread is a necessity, and a locomotive an invention, and we all know that necessity is the mother of invention. TANTED KNOWN, that Clothing Establishment stands unrivalled in Canterbury. Quality, style, and price, unapproachable. Trousers, fashionable cut, 6s 9d to 21s. Suits 25s to 555. Beautiful assortment of white and coloured vests 4s Gd to 10s 6d. Scarves, &c. Wholesale warerooms up-stairs. The Future Love-letter. —Dearest, believe me, I love you with my whole nervous organism. You share with no other being the emotions which pervade my undivided grey matter, and if I were conscious of a ganglion that throbbed but for thee, be sure I would not sleep until I had procured its neurotomy - TANTED KNOWN—That the cases of VV Sunshades, Parachutes, and Umbrellaf, just opened at Argyle House, have been marked at a clearing price, in order to qu't same before Christmas —IOAd to 12s Gd each. The following concise and comprehensive note was sent to an Illinois merchant by a neighboring farmer the other day: "Send me a trace chain and two hinges—Jane had a baby last night—also two padlocks." WANTED KNOWN—G. L. Beath and Co. are in receipt of their second shipment of Dress Material, comprising a splendid variety of new fabrics not hitherto shown in Christchurch. Two cases of Costumes and Polonaises just opened. Also, one ease of perfect-fitting Corsets—ls lid to 8s Gd per pair. Wholesale warerooms upstairs. The Brussels Conference (between husband and wife). —" Shall wc have a new carpet ?" rXT ANTED KNOWN—That Beath and VV Co.'s Prints at 2s lid defy competition —50 patterns to choose from. Muslin Curtains —Great variety, (i yards long, from 3s Gd pair. Hollands, Shirting, Calicos, &c, &c, at our usual low prices. Mea-sidc Etiquette for Ladies.—Always carry a volume of poetry -when walking on the beach, and look as sentimental as possible when a '' nice young man" is approaching. If the back hair is let down, the effect is more striking. Tennyson sor Browning's poems are to be preferred, as most people know as little of them as you do. "ANTED KNOWN That G. L. V Beath & Co's only establishments are Argyle House, Cashel street, Christchurch ; Argyle House, London street, Lyttelton; Argyle House, Oxford road, Eangiora. D. & C. G. ROSS, Architects and Exgixkeks, CASHEL STREET, NearTattersall's. 2GS