“Oh, my friends' there are some spectacles that one never forgets,” said a lecturer, after giving a graphic description of a terrible accident he had witnessed-
“Ahem-!” spoke up an old lady in the audience. “I’d like to know where they sells ’em.”
Mother (reading telegram): “Henry telegraphs that the football match is over, and ho came out of it with three broken ribs.”
Father (eagerly): “And who won?” Mother: “He doesn’t say.” Father (impatiently) : “Confound it all 1 That boy never tliiilics of anybody but himself. Now I must wait until I get the \noni.u}| p^rd 5
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2366, 5 December 1908, Page 12 (Supplement)
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98Page 12 Advertisements Column 3 Gisborne Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2366, 5 December 1908, Page 12 (Supplement)
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