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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2155, 2 April 1908, Page 4

Tho peculiarities of tho local telephone system are frequently exasperatin';. 'and tho common occurrence of finding one's conversation interrupted by that of two other subscribers whose private business is thereby unwarrantably disclosed is too -common to be pleasant. At tho same time, this crossing of wires, or whatever may be the cause of phonic errors occasionally provides amusement that, to some extent, coiupen-. sates for other annoyances. Tho other night two subscribers who were connected by tho exchange found it impossible to keep up a conversation, but instead they were treated to sundry musical selections, in which such classical items as “The Old Bull and Bush.” Good-bye, Dolly Grey,” and “Bedelia,” figured prominently. It appeared that some other subscriber, having become the proud possessor of a gramophone, had, with a spirit of rare unselfishness, decided to share hits great joy with some friend through the telephone.

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