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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2145, 21 March 1908, Page 1 (Supplement)

PAST THEIR PRIME. v (By “Sympathy.”) There are vory few people who have reached a certain age who do not realise that, for them, tlio prime of life is past. Generally the change has been so gradual that it lias been moro or less unnoticed until one day one makes the discovery that lie or sho is being classed as "middle aged or old.” It is a shock to hear one's self described for the first time as “ Old Mr. or Mrs. So-and-So.” However, we all have to go through with it, and it is just ns well to take the gruel with a little cream and sugar in it, if possible. No definite ago can be fixed as that when a parson should naturally expect to loso vigour. The change comes to some much later than to otliors, and ran in most cases he delayed, almost indefinitely, if proper care of the health bo taken. The chief cause of ago making itself felt early is 'the failure in activity of the kidneys and liver. Unless the kidneys and liver continue to perform ably their task of ridding Lho blood of uric and biliary waste products, poisonous matter remains in the system which causes us to suffer from stiff joints, rheumatism, gout, neuralgia, backache, sciatica, indigestion, anosmia, blood disorders, biliousness, jaundice, gravel,', stone, bladder troubles, general debility, sick headache, and Bright’s disease. It is possible, of course, for young people to suffer from these disorders, but they aro far more prevalent as we get on in years. If, however, proper attention is paid to the health and vigour of the kidneys and liver, it is not compulsory upon any of us to suffer from the disorders named. This is the reason that treatment by Warner’s Safe Cure is so effective in cases of this nature. Warner’s Safe Cure is a specific cure for kidney and liver diseases, and acts simply by restoring the kidneys and liver to health and activity, when the uric and'biliary poisons are naturally expelled from the system and suffering ceases. In addition to the regular 5/- and 2/9 bottles of Warner’s Safe Cure, a concentrated form of the medicine is now issued at 2/6 per bottle. Warner’s Safe Cure (Concentrated) is not compounded with alcohol, and contains the same number of doses as the 5/- bottle of Warner’s Safe Cure. H. H. Warner and Co., Ltd., Australasian Branch. Melbourne. '

GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENT FACT No. I. The GUARANTEE OF THE STATE goes with every Policy issued by the Department. Every person insured tinder its conditions rests absolutely Bccuro, firmly assured that whatever may happen the full value of his policy is as certain to be paid when the claim accrues as that the sun shall rise in the morning. ■K. g T. pATRICK’S jQAY SPORTS. Fo be held on VICTORIA DOMAIN, on THURSDAY, March 26, 1908. PROGRAMME OF EVENTS. To start at 1 p.m. 1. MAIDEN RACE, of 120yds. Ist prize, £1 10s; 2nd, 10s. Entrance, 2s. To start at 1.15 p_m. 2. BOYS’ RACE, under 16, 100yds. Ist prize, 10s. Entrance, 6d. To start at 1.30 p.m. 3 GIRLS’ RACE, under 16, 100yds. 'lst prize, 10s. Entrance, free. To start at 1.45 p.m. 4. ST. PATRICK’S HANDICAP, of three distances, 100, 200, and 300 yds. Ist prize, £5; 2nd, £2; 3rd, £l. To be decided by points—s, 3, 'and 1. Entrance, ss. First event, 100yds. To start at 2 p.m.. 5. POLE JUMP. Ist prize, £l. Entrance, 2s. Five entries or no event. To start at 2.20 p.m. 6. SIAMESE RACE. Ist prize, £l. Entrance, 2s. Five entries or no event. To start at 2.35 p.m. 7. HALF-MILE HANDICAP. Ist prize, £3: 2nd, £l. Entrance, 2s 6d. To start at 2.50 p m. 8. BICYCLE RACE, 1 mile. Ist prize, £2 or Trophy; 2nd, 10s. Entrance, 2s 6d. To start at'3 p.m. 9. ST. PATRICK’S HANDICAP, 200 yds. To start at 3.15 p.m. 10. HOSPITAL RACE. Ist prize, £2 2s or Trophy; 2nd, £l. To start at 3 30 p.m. 11. SACK RACE, 50yds. Ist prize, £l. Entrance, Is. To start at 3.45 p.m. 12. OLD MEN’S RACE, 50yds. Ist prize, £l. Entrance, la. To start at 4 p.m. 13. ONE MILE HANDICAP. Ist prize, £4; 2nd, £1; 3rd, 10s. Entrance, 2s 6d. To start at 4.15 p.m. 14. FRIENDLY SOCIETIES’ TUG-OF-WAR. Ist prize, £l. Entrance. 2s. To start at 4.30 p m. 15. ST. PATRICK’S HANDICAP, 300yds. To start at 4.35 p.m. 16. HOP, STEP, AND JUMP. Ist prize, £l. Entrance, Is. Five entries or no event. To start at 5 p.m. 17. HIGH JUMP. Ist prize, £1 Entrance, Is. Five entries or no event. ED. WILLIAMS, P. SHERIDAN. Joint Hon. Secs.

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