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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2134, 7 March 1908, Page 2 (Supplement)

Five thousand pounds were distributed among the 3,i>00 members of a slate club attached to the Dawes Road, Fulham, Congregational P.S.A. Air Walter Re Laneey Wilson, late of Gateshead and of Kirklinton Park, neir Carlisle, began work in a small grocer’s shop in Bishop Auckland, becoming before his death a large provision merchant and shipbuilder. His will, which lias just'been proved, disposes of an estate sworn at n gross value of £207,135. Le an Customer: “I want some medicine or something that will put more flesh on my bones.” Medicine Dealer (filling from large glass jar): ‘‘This will fix you. 'lake a tablespoonful three tinies a di.v, cat plenty of soup, meat, leguminous vegetables, wheat bread, and .fruits, and abstain from energetic exercise. Two-.a nd-n ino. Thanks.” Fat Customer (five minutes later): f‘l want something that will relieve me of this superfluous fat.” Med.ieinp Dealer (filling bottle from *T}e sahje large glass jarf: PThis' will fix you. Take a teaspoonffil three times a day, taiistain from soup, meat, leguminous vegetables, wheat bread; and fruits, and take nlentv nf onw-