A THIRD-CLASS SHOT o
GQENERAL HART discovered a soldier silling safely behind a reek (at Spion Kop, South Africa), and a long way behind the tiring line. ‘"'Good afternoon, my man,” he said in his most nervous, apologetic voice. “What are you doing here?” “Sir,” replied the soldier, “an officer told me to stop here.”
“Oh. why?” "I’m a third-class shot, sir.”
“Dear me,” said the general, aftor some rollout ion, “that’s an awful pity, because you see you’ll have to get quite close to the Boers to do any good. Come along with me, and I’ll find you a nice place,” and a mournful procession trailed off towards the moat advanced skirmishers. There are :i large number of “thirdclass shots” in the Temperance Army, who are sheltering themselves behind some rock out of the enemy’s sight and range. Instead ot the spirit ol Christ being the great impelling force, the spirit, ol* compromise effaces their manhood and cripples their usefulness. Fearful, timid souls, gird up tny loins. Be loyal to God, to high principle, to vour host manhood, and o those who are looking to you lor help and deliverance from the greatest foe that is distressing our country. Give you." better nature its truest plav, do what you know to be right-, come out- from behind the ro( ;« business expediency, sell-ease, petsin nl convenience, social custom, or any other form of selfishness. Como out into the open, and. join the most idvamwd skirmishers.” Between now and the poll, fight all you know hou, and let the last shot go home straight S&SBToirt Till! T 01" LINE." Advt.
U)\VK STUB IST. WEDNESDAY, n a.m. -m/TID-AVE'EK SAljl ' : 0K " onniTRY PROnUCE ft FRUIT. pSut-fnv; PRODUCE ft FRUIT. Farmers r<*« i m»l.e<l to «•«<! onfcrtes before 10.30. 2 v-mTv.^nNKBDAV. SALW OF H.H!M t.-IjASS FURNITURE AND EFFECTS Too numerous to particularise. NO RESERVE. F. S. MALCOLM AMD CO. ’ Aimi-innanrS.
F. S. Malcolm & Co. (Late Central Auction Rooms, Christchurch), AUCTIONEERS S; VALUERS, LAND and ESTATE AGENTS, etc. AUTHORISED VALUERS FOR LEO BATE. COMMODIOUS and CENTRAL AUCTION ROOMS, LOWE STREET GISBORNE. OUTDOOR SALES Personally and Economically Conducted by our Mr. Malcolm, assisted by competent Staff. SALES \T MART REGULARLY EVERY SATURDAY of POULTRY, PRODUCE, FURNITURE, and MERCHANDISE, Etc FURNITURE and EFFECTS BOUGHT OUTRIGHT from Clients not wishing to tako the trouble and risk of Auction Sale. Buyers of Property Liberally Financed. Prompt Account Sales. Telephone, No. 12. Bankers: Bank of Now Zealand. Ring up F. S. MALCOLM and CO.. THE MART, Lowe Street, And they will save you all the trouble. M ATAWHERO FIXTURES. STOCK SALE NOTICE TO CLIENTS. WEDNESDAY, 5Ui FEBRUARY. WEDNESDAY, 12th FEBRUARY. WEDNESDAY, 19th FEBRUARi. THURSDAY, 27tli FEBRUARY. THURSDAY, sth MARCH. THURSDAY, 12th MARCH. THURSDAY, 19tli MARCH. THURSDAY, 26th MARCH. Sales commence at 11.30 sharp. WILLIAMS AND KETTLE, Ltd. N Z. LOAN AND MERCANTILE AGENCY CO.. Ltd. MURRAY. ROBERTS AND DO. CLEARING SALE. AT TE KARAKA. COMMON, SHELTON, AND CO., Ltd Havo been favored with- instrutions from F. PATTULLO, Esq., Rangatira Station, to sell by Public Auction. without Reserve, at tlio TE KARAKA SALEYABDS. On MONDAY, FEBRUARY 10th. 190 S The balance of the unsold STOCK, comprising 2000 4 and G-tootli Fat and Forward Wethers. 250 Lambs. 700 2-tooth Ewes (a real good line) 210 2-vonr-old Steers 200 Yearling Heifers 100 Empty Cows, with calves at foot 110 Fat and Foiward 3-vear-old Steers 30 Fat Cows 20 Hereford Bulls. 2 Black Polled Angus Bulls. 10 Brood Mares, with foals at foot 25 Hacks 6 Packers 15 Unbroken Horses 1 Stalion, “Dittonnater. The quality of the Rangatira stock is so well 'known that comment is needless. SALE AT 11 O’CLOCK SHARP. COMMON, SHELTON & CO., Ltd. L. O. TNG RAM, Auctioneer. The C UT OF THE UT OF THE c OAT OAT Telle the Taste of the Tailor, The Garment that Struts* your Fancy may not be the one you should wear, In the mirror of the retail clothier you cannot see yourself as others Bee you. la it safe to trust your appearance to the judgment of the ready-made salesman, biassed by the necessity _of fitting you to the clothing rnther than the clothing to ycuP Individuality sad character art expressed in trery g»r Iwiit fro make. 11. SANDLANT. ANDLANT. Ssrshant Tailor and lirpu'Asr
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2106, 4 February 1908, Page 3
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