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Gisborne Times, Volume XXII, Issue 1726, 18 April 1906, Page 4

Aa *CI4L v o ± APP°tc( OUR CONSTANT ATTENTION £ O X NELSON,MOATEB.C“i TEA MERCHAN T CHRISTCHURCH^ Sind experience h&8 made our TEAS THE BEST* which has created many Imitations. Ask for our Teas and get them. Don’t listen to those who beg you to try this and that, it is only becaus© they return more profit. Ours are better valu© and quality than any in Australasia. U KE f'^tet V tiELSOHUOKTEfeC-v iTEA MERCHANTS] \XiCHRISTCHURCHA/ O'S

Iloni wanted cash very badly, and he plugged away at a storekeeper at New Plymouth for 20 “ quid,” promising him all sorts of security in the way of cereals and blighted spuds, and what not. He was so insistent that the grocer eventually capitulated, and when he hauled out his cheque-book, the eyes of the Maori fairly danced with joy. The cheque for £2O was duly signed and handed over, and the brown person blessed the sugar man and liis posterity to the 10th and 11th generations. But nobody would cash the document that evening—“too big,” they all said, and they all laughed as they said it. So Honi waited until the bank opened next day, and then the clerk also laughed and told him it was “no good.” There was a considerable scene until an onlooker took the cheque and interpreted it. It read simply, “Don’t pay Honi £20.” Then the Maori danced a fandango, and acted in a most disreputable way, and offered to fight tho bank for its reserve fund.—Bulletin.

CASSIDY’S .ROYAL MAIL COACHES. T® KARAKA AND WHATATUTU DAILYi TE KARAKA AND MOTU weekly. JT. CASSIDY’S Coach loavos « Wha.tatutu daily in Dm* .to catch tlia train at .To Karaka, rotur&ina to Whatatutu alter the arrival of the train. ,Th® Mail Coaoh leaves for Mota ovary TUESDAY, and FRIDAY at 7,80 a.mj, roturging tko fpDowlhfi

Livery & Bait Stables SADDLE HORSES ' and All Classes of Vehicle* on hir® at the SHORTEST NOTICE, LETTERS and telegrams promptly attended toi HORSES broken into SINGLE and DOUBLE HARNESS aa poe arcanfiwnanii T CASSIDY , Doaeh Proprietor, Te Kaiakn. J. E. WHITBY, BJENJKRAU BTOREKIBPEI, filainSen* Roadj GROCERIES 1 BRUSHWARH IRONMONGERY! OROOKIRY.WARB EJgSBt BUYER SheepakiM. Woo!, and Fan® Prodaeoj SGSN® lor—m* HaHten’Q PRIZE BSHB. SPECIAL OFFER

TO EFFECT A SPEEDY CLEARANCE WJ. ATTWOOD, in direotinp: the o attention of Thrifty Boueowives to the large consignments to hand of CHINA, GLAB9, ENAMEL AND TINWARE, particularly desirous of making known the ot that these goods have bssn bought at a BIG DISCOUNT, and on that account he iB in a position to put them on the market at prices hitherto unknown in Gisborne. Remember, these goods are New Goods. Wringers and Mangles, Tin Boxes Portmanteaux, Wire and Spring Mat* tresses, and Furniture ol every description. UPHOLSTERING and REPAIRING on the shortest notice. Prams and Go-carts on Hire. GO TO ATTWOOD’S (Near Royal Hotel). Telephone, No. 347.