Sufferer—'Ow much do you charge for pullin’ out a tooth ? Dentist—One shil, iing— and os with gas. Sufferer —Five shillin’s \yich gas ! Then I’ll come agen to-morrow w’en it’s daylight. Ho ; “ What month is it in which it is unlucky to be married?” She : “ Goodness me! What a poor memory you have, my dear. We were married in June.”
EAST COAST ACCLIMATISATION SOCIETY. A COUNCIL MEETING of the above Society will be held at the ’Masonic Hotel, on -SATURDAY, 27th inst., at 2 : p.m. M. STOPFOBD, Secretary. TURANGANUI PUBLIC LIBRARY. THE Annual General Meeting of Sub- • scribers wifi tie held’ In the Library, on' MONDAY, 29th'' inst., at 8 p.m., to receive the Balanoe-sheet and Report of Outgoing Committee, Revise the Rules, and any other general business. I(. X. BYMES. Urn Seq,
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Gisborne Times, Volume VI, Issue 164, 23 July 1901, Page 3
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