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WRINGING THE ROOSTER’S NECK.

Ever get up in the morning feeling ugly and mean—mean enough to want to kick the dog for wagging his tail, or to wring the rooster’s neck for his morning carols, or to kill the canary for singing so merrily ? Those who meet you say you have “ got out of the wrong side of your bed.’’ You are grumpy, and cross, and ill-natured. This is not your natural disposition, but you have been like it several times recently, and if you are not very careful it will become chronic. The meaning of all this is that your liver is out of order. The bile secreted by the liver has got into your blood, and what you need is a thorough cleansing. Don’t continue being a bilious nuisance to yourself and your friends, but send out to the nearest chemist or store for a bottle of Impey’s May Apple. This ideal family medicine is scientifically compounded of well known herbs, and aids nature gently and pleasantly, leaving the liver, kidneys, and bowels permanently benefitted.

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Greymouth Evening Star, Volume XXXI, 23 November 1901, Page 3

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177

WRINGING THE ROOSTER’S NECK. Greymouth Evening Star, Volume XXXI, 23 November 1901, Page 3

WRINGING THE ROOSTER’S NECK. Greymouth Evening Star, Volume XXXI, 23 November 1901, Page 3

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