Oculist (to countryman) : " Well, what can Ido for you ?" Countryman : "If ye please, sir, I want ye to pull a tooth out." Oculist: "My good man, you must go to a dentist. My business concerns the eye only." . Countryman : " Well, sir, it's an eye tooth." " Pat, I've a suspicion that either you or I was drunk last ajight," " Oi've a suspicion ay that ksna inesilf, sor." " WpII, Pat, you rascal, which one of us was it?" "Well, sor. I'll not be oastin' any reiiiction, but Oi dp be savin' that. Oiiavied yea."
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Feilding Star, Volume XVII, Issue 283, 5 June 1896, Page 2
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92Page 2 Advertisements Column 5 Feilding Star, Volume XVII, Issue 283, 5 June 1896, Page 2
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