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11 Dear Truth— ls a halo round the moon a sign of rain ? " We don't know, the question is, however, a sign of lunacy. An English paper says the Prohibitionist is a gaunt, evil "smelHng, unhappy beast, made angry by persistent hunger for liquor which he dare not drink, and auspicious b> uninterrupted raillery from moderate men. Two soldiers lay under their blankets looking tiD at the stars. Jack—" What made you go into the army, Toui ? " Tom " Well I had no wife, and I loved war. Jack, so I went. What made you go?" Jack— "Well, I had a wife, and loved peace, Tom, so I went." Sydney Bulletin christens Miss Flora L. Shaw's statements about Australia " Floral Shawstralia." A tobacconist of Bond street, London, states that ±'15 of his weekly turnover comes from lady smokers. George — " Yon would marry the biggest fool in the world, if ho asked yon, would you not ? " Ethel—" Ob, George, this is so sudden " Charlie—" What have you done about the phvsician'B advice to take physical exercise ? " Fweddy — " Incweased the size of my chwysanthemutn "
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Feilding Star, Volume XV, Issue 271, 24 March 1894, Page 4
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182Clippings. Feilding Star, Volume XV, Issue 271, 24 March 1894, Page 4
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