A PERFUME FACTORY.

Feilding Star, Volume XIII, Issue 102, 25 February 1892, Page 2

A PERFUME FACTORY.

Mr Hediter-— I aint of those politishuns as gits up in his stirrups and trys to ride over noospaper riters as disagrees with em on a oss as aint got a leg to stand on, I don't orfen rite to noospapers, but wen Ido I as suminut to say. There's ether a ded cow or a hanimal betwene Awahuri and Feeding as is so igh that I shan't be able to sinel nuthing nise for 6 weeks, it's upset my pertickler sens so ; but that aint the wust, for I went to see my young ooman, jist arter I parst the kcirkis, as allus sents erself up wen she emus to mete me and puls out er per* foomed ankicher and walks with it in er and. Wei I got the hoder o' that creeter up my nose and I thort it wos er ankichec al the wile, and I ses, "Moria, waer on erth did yer git that perfoom from ;" and she ses, " Wy, don't yer h'ke it ;" and I sed it wasn't zakly the sort or sent to come corting with, tho I believed it would fetch a pig barf a mile orf, wen she arsked me wot I ment and that it was jokky klub bookay, and I sed, " Then I'd advise yer to send it back to the klub and tel em that it wasn't swete, as it was probabel the ot wether ad turned it orf." When she tosses up er ed and sed she shouldn't do nuthing o' the sort, and that I was too fastidyus and I needn't cum nomore. Wen I answers, "Very well Meria, I wont, leastwase not wile you carry sich perfoom about yer," an I left er. But wen I got away from er I ad the same sort of smel and I rekollekted wot perdoosed it. Now I wants yer to tell me if I aint got 2 sets of damages agin the oner of the karkis — 1 for damaging my oil-factory nervs and 1 for destroyin my future opes of appines — becos, if so, I meens to go strate for the oner of that hannimal for lible. From your lovin frend, Billy.