Banking Intelligence
He wanted a. position in an Austin bank. The President . was satisfied , with his credentials, but before eh- , gaging him put him through a little civil service cross-examination. ;* f 'Suppose now, a man was to com* in here to deposit twenty dollars in , qne . dollar bills-, how would yon ..count . t them?' { .„ ,'../' "Z. ... 1 I'd wet my finger and lift up each bill until I got to the last one/ • ! ' 4 Why would you not lift up -the 1 *■ last one.-' - ■' ■ -A . ..x ..:. x V --T * Because there might possibly, be. ,y one or more bills under it, andif^.the^ depositor was to see it he would want it back, but if*'ifo' , /iwaufiftih*'"^ lttll f ''fii ,<r •* not '' lifted i up ahd' there ; should 1 ' b* ■'''-•' another in the pile the bank nkko-i <0 it, : doh'tyo*rt'seei?'j • !■' ■.-...•-:; ai-K^yi * You will; do,>' said. the bapk J^reiu-, .y dent. *■• You haye l?,een in the b^w^^pa before, 'lbut I didn't suppose 'you- K_e*«f '' that trick. y •■: -a ! t A SKI! FUE StiRGIC_# *'*> ■ '' :: • 'oitißAmtF'-'Z^^'-'* The American Ambassador 3 :at Vienna, Mr Kasson, has lately forward ed to his Government an interesting account of a remarkable surgical operation lately peifori_e4. ; J>y^ Pjrpy lefesor Billroth", of_lVienha, whfch, wonderful; to tell, consiated^in. tb* removal of , a portion of^ the .human .. stomach, Involving nearly one .third." of the organ— arid; strange rid 1 'raVp'the! -patient recovered-^the : * Sohly ' ' successful operation of thet kind, ever performed wa^. cancer ot the stomachy attended with the . following . symp-, , toms— The appetite is Quite poor.- , there is a peculiar, indiscribablo ; distress in the stomach, a' feeling tha -has beea described as : a f airity "• all ••'•' gone" sensation.;, a sticky .slime - collects about the teeth, especially in. •• the morning, . accompanied by. , faa, : . unpleasant "taste.. Food, fails rto satisfy this peculiar faint Sensation $ but, on the contrary, it appears to' aggravate the feeling. The eyes 'ate-it sunken, tinged with, yelbw;; f#bw •:.*• hands and, feet, becpmo sticky^ a cold { perspiration... The su^erers feel. tired t ttlltbe time, and sleep does not 'seem \ 16 give rest. After a. time ih^'patieht-.'' becomes nervous and irritable," gloOifi^f' ■ bis riiind< filled' with evil foreboding-** L ! VydiPu rising suddenly from ia recuui- . bent position rt*--re is. a dizainess, %- ;) whistling sensation, and he .is obliged to grasp something; firm to keep ■ ' tf 6 iii . fa'Hingv lhe bowels' 1 thb skin dry nnd hot at times'; the : blood' Itecoiring thick aad^siagnaut '} njnd docs nut circulate properly^: After,: ' a time' the patient spits np food 500n,,; , after eating, sometimes in a sour • a* 11 '! fermented condition, sometim' » i sweetish to the' taste. 'OTt'entiin* s ' ' there is a palpitation of the heart; ahd ' the patient fears he rauy have heart.' [' disease. y- Towards tiie £ ast the y patient is unable to retain . any Jood what ever, as. the opening in .' ; ilie y intestines becomes close, or nearly' so.' 1 Although thisdis^nsdisinid^daFurming, stiff-reM With fclfo' fthbtfe-nam&t- --' $ ymtif oros - should not 'Jeeki.fierurtu*^ tor UU9 cast-s, put of m I^o; have, no |;u*icer, bbi t -jimply dj"£pepsi£, a disease . ea^ly r removed if t treat- d in -j proper--riiaiinHr. *i' b 6^ s a^st^ l»"ii i 1 ' best remedy 1 for thti r di*eaW & 'Bffl^jSPif CuWiV© ;i Syru;» ; , a v^ge&blo preparation sold>* by all Vchemistsaiiditnedidine^vehdoran jthrpjaghoutj.^ -bjytjio, i^uprie^ors,^.^ j f _ W.hite .(Lij^jt^X.iln Farringdoh road, London, E.G.. p/ tui; v jtfhoiteSafeugents^ i and -H W New Zealand" Bfrt^-Cwy ; |( Limited), Dunedin, *;• Ohrietchufch^i pMelliogton*, fA_d . Auckland.. .JjT&ft jof the disease, ; and drives it, r root ana jqrau'chVout "olHhe'systein'.' ,v JlUi ' JtJi e;i.. i oif-r vauwVL .di,:;U »-A t..- ff
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Feilding Star, Volume VI, Issue 127, 11 April 1885, Page 4
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588Banking Intelligence Feilding Star, Volume VI, Issue 127, 11 April 1885, Page 4
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