Kissing a Girl against her Will
! A man had met a in a lonely place and forcibly kissed her. She L • was terribly indignant, and hud hicn arrested, *- : he gave an a ount <•< • bow he f^nzed at her intently, and then, s'iddenlv throwing- his arro- ' around her, imprinted a kiss upon her lips. : The prisoner made no defence : '"arid the jury was expected to promptly i convict him of assault. -'IVy returned I j to the Cour-room. ■ " The jn .jti-jury i ..wrw-wouhl like to u*k 'th**s young :iady two question*," the _oreu.ua said. ; lhe Judge consented, and ahe went " on tothe stand " D-d-dh! you wear tb<- j-j-j' raey that you've g-^-eot ou now ?" " Yes, sir," was the demure reply. " And w-w.-was your b:-ha-hair" bb-banged like that." " Yes, : sir." " Then, Your Honor, we acquit the prisoner on the ground oi emo-mo- motional insanity."
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Feilding Star, Volume VI, Issue 5, 21 June 1884, Page 3
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142Kissing a Girl against her Will Feilding Star, Volume VI, Issue 5, 21 June 1884, Page 3
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