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Franklin Times, Volume 9, Issue 685, 18 November 1921, Page 4

WOULDN’T FORGIVE HUHHOW THE CADDIES POT THE WAITER IN HIS PLACE. Andra Kirkaldy, the famous golfer* was visiting London for the first time. With him was Davie Grant and jtwo other professional golfersThey set out in search of an eatinghouse. ~ Andra, who tells the story in hi*r “Fifty Years of Golf,” says that, nofc knowing the ropes, they blundered* into a swell West End restaurant. “Bottles of wine,” he says, “stood on every table, and Davie Grant said to me —I mind it weel; ‘Andra, y© dinna see a sicht like this in St. Andrews. It dazzles me. Therms bonnie wimmen but ,the men look poor things. “They’ll mak’ us pay for coming here,” I said. “It’ll cost us a honnie penny afore we get out.” “The bill came to thirty shillingsAs the waiter was helping Davie Grant on with his coat and hat -and brushing him down like a flunk 7/, noticing that no Hips had been left on the table, he said: “Don’t forget the waiter please!’ “Davie turned on him with the most solemn look I ever saw on a man’s face and said: “Forget ye I I’ll neve: forget ye till my dying day, and what’s mair, I’ll never forg'i’e ye l”