(Bill and Bert were on the night shift, and were Mending their May towards the works canteen in the blackest of blackouts. With anus held out in front of them, they gingerly felt their way—when, smack! Bert had walked into a post! For a while the blackout could be felt, but at last he gasped: “ Blimy, Bill, that’s the first time I knew my nose was longer than my arms,”
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Evening Star, Issue 23693, 28 September 1940, Page 1
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70Untitled Evening Star, Issue 23693, 28 September 1940, Page 1
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