Sitting in a concert hall waiting for the concert to begin, a man, seeing a little boy in front of him looking at bis watch, bent forward and asked: “ Does it tell the time?” “No,” answered the little boy, “you have to look at it ” Customer: Is that the razor you shaved me with the last time? Knight of the Razor: Yes. sir. Customer': Chloroform, please. Dealer: “How much?” Artist: “Fifty guineas.” Dealer: “Give you twentv.” Artist: “ I’ll be starving before I'll talke that.” Dealer: “All right, I’ll wait,”
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Evening Star, Issue 23693, 28 September 1940, Page 15
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89Page 15 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 23693, 28 September 1940, Page 15
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