Housewife: “ The milk you left- u* yesterday tasted as though you had "been adding water to it.. Milkman: “ I’m sorry, madam, hut one of itir men left the cow out in the rain all night.” i The condemned man had reached, hi* last day. He was formerly a barber. Prison Governor: “ Have you a last wish? ” Condemned Man; “ Yes. I would like to he alio wed. to. shave the public prosecutor for the last time,’*
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Evening Star, Issue 23372, 15 September 1939, Page 8
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75Untitled Evening Star, Issue 23372, 15 September 1939, Page 8
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