A small boy walked into a beauty parlour and said, “ Are you the man who lifted , my mother’s face last week?” The beauty'specialist replied, 11 Yes, dear. Why ?'” “ Well, you had better come home and lift my dad’s face now. He has just .received your bill,” replied the boy. Although 200,000 acres •. forest harm been planted by the- British Forestry Commission, there still remain 400,000 acres of devastated woodland to fill.
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Evening Star, Issue 22147, 30 September 1935, Page 1
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71Untitled Evening Star, Issue 22147, 30 September 1935, Page 1
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