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Evening Star, Issue 20140, 3 April 1929, Page 6

The teacher was lecturing the closi on birds and their young ones. “Now, children,” she .said, “yon must imitate the young ones when they come out of the shells.” The children started waving their arms, except one little lad, who sat quite still. “Why do you sit still, Johnnv?” said the teacher with surprise. “Because Tam a had egg,”' was the startling reply. The man and the girl were sitting out a dance, and for some time there had been silence between them. “You know,” he said at last, “that every evening, before T go to bed, f write down my thoughts in my diary. Interesting, di n’t you think?” “Oh, most,” she answered. “How Jong have you been doing it?” “About a couple of years,” was the reply. “Indeed!” said the girl sweetly. “Then yon must have the first page nearly full/’ Wife: “1 guess we have lost the road.” Absent-minded Professor: “Am you sure we hod it when we started i” Take one or two at bedtime. Pod Pi)!s bring certain relief from constipation.-©. [Advt.]-