Little Lucy (with toothache); “Oh, clear! I wish I was grandpa or else the baby.” Mother; “Why, dear I'” “ Grandpa’s teeth are all gone and baby’s haven’t come yet.” “ Smith, yesterday, you had the day off to go to your mother-in-law’s funeral, and to-day I saw her alive and well in the street.’’ “( didn’t say 1 was going to her luneral; [ merely said 1 would like to go to it.” Buy Radium Polishes for Bools, Floors, Metals, and support an industry exclusively .New Zealand owned, Save coupons.— LAdvt.j :
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Evening Star, Issue 20139, 2 April 1929, Page 13
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88Page 13 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 20139, 2 April 1929, Page 13
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