Pod Pill? for Constipation. Gentle, yet thorough. Take one at bedtime. Is 3d tin. —[Advt.] “ f don’t want any of your lip.” Marie: “You have your shoes on the wrong feet.’’ Marie; “Impossible; they’re the only feet 1 have.” Jones (very cross) : “1 wish you cl chuck that cigar out of the window, lii'own : “ Look here, 1 don’t otten give a shilling for a cigar, but when I do--" Jones: “You get ninepence change.” John : “ I certainly got a bargain when I bought my wireless set. Frank: “Are you quite sure of that.-'” “ There’s no doubt about it. Alter 1. had assembled the set 1 had sixtyseven parts leftover.!” English Teacher: “ Yhy didn’t the Scotch lose the battle?” Bright Freside,: “The Scotch never lose anything.”
Permanent link to this item
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/ESD19290401.2.99.2
Bibliographic details
Evening Star, Issue 20138, 1 April 1929, Page 11
Word Count
125Page 11 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 20138, 1 April 1929, Page 11
Using This Item
Allied Press Ltd is the copyright owner for the Evening Star. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons New Zealand BY-NC-SA licence. This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of Allied Press Ltd. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.
Log in