“Here you are, sir,” cried the hawker, extending a bouquet. Buy some nice flowers ior your sweetheart. “ Notliing doing,” responded the young man. “ I haven’t got a “ Buy some flowers for your wile, then* “ Wrong again,” was the answer, i m not married.” “ Well, then, guv nor, buy the blooming lot to celebrate your iuck.” “Willie, come here”’ called the geography teacher. “ What do you mean bv writing this: ‘ Iceland is about as large as teacher ’ V That’s what you said, teacher.” Aud then teacher recalled that she had explained that Icej land was about the same size as Siam.
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Evening Star, Issue 20134, 26 March 1929, Page 11
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100Page 11 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 20134, 26 March 1929, Page 11
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