A quiet country cousin, 'a nervouslooking little curate, was buying a scat for a theatre. He was. somewhat dismayed to find the word “ Orchestra printed across the ticket he purchased. He said to the box office clerk : Well — er —if you want; me to go into the orchestra I must, in all fairness, wain vou that I can only—^er—vamp a few hymns on the harmonium.’'
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Evening Star, Issue 20051, 17 December 1928, Page 6
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65Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 20051, 17 December 1928, Page 6
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