Club Member: “I say, old man, a fellow I know is charged with stealing whisky. Will you take the pase?” Barrister (absently); “ Rather! “ Send it round to my office.” Ho: “You’ve been out with worselooking fellows than I am, haven’t you?” She did not reply. “I say, you’ve been out with worse-looking chaps than I am, haven’t you?” “I hoard you tho first time. I was trying to think.” Hatter ; “ I’m afraid this is the softest felt we have, sir.” Customer (loser of a wager); “ What I want is something n little moro tender. I’vo got to eat it.”
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Evening Star, Issue 20049, 14 December 1928, Page 8
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99Page 8 Advertisements Column 7 Evening Star, Issue 20049, 14 December 1928, Page 8
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