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Evening Star, Issue 20048, 13 December 1928, Page 12

JUG CHRISTMAS Hl-SINESS ANTICIPATED. Inquiries amongst retail shopkeepers elicit the fact that trade this Christmas will constitute a record -Money appears to be much more plentiful than has been the case iur many months, ami tiie prices of things are decidedly reasonable \\'o wish to remind citizens in referring to Ladlaw and Gray’s Two Rig Christmas Stores that this Jim is making unusually extensive displays this year. George street (late Ritchie’s), and at their popular Rattray street warehouse.—[Advt.J

KNOWN FROM AUCKLAND TO THE BLUFF THEY RARELY BURST OR FRY OUT. THEY RETAIN THEIR SIZE WHEN COOKED. Thcso arc the claims wo make for our SAUSAGES—cIaims made possible from our Jong experience in the selection of tbo finest seasonings and other ingredients. PORK SAUSAGES Del per Ib , BELGIAN SAUSAGES lod per lb MELBOURNE SAUSAGES Gd per lb BEEF SAUSAGES ... 5d per lb 5 James Wright & Son, Ltd Tlmnc's-219. 001 CARGILL KOAD. Tlioire 23-218.

Husband • “ A ■•woman is os old as she looks—a man as old as lie feels. Personally. I feel like a two-year old.” Wife (sarcastically); “ Horse or egg Y” A burglar was recently charged with attempting to steal a tombstone. His favourite song should be: “I dreamt that I dealt in marble hauls.” “ One’s neighbour in the outback often lives as ranch as twenty miles away,” we read. Out there, when a man buys a lawn mower, it practically becomes bis own property. “ The young men we send out as missionaries* nowadays are full of beans,” says a clergyman. Cannibals consider this a sinister attempt to convert tbeju to vegetarianism.” ■ Tlio only fault with Railium, il's bo economical—the shine lasts, For Boms, Floors, Metals. Save the coupons.—[Advt.J