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Evening Star, Issue 20048, 13 December 1928, Page 11

In a certain foreign State the Governor's birthday was being celebrated by a masked ball. Unfortunately, things became rather slow, and the Governor announced that he was bored At this stage the. court jester came upon the scene. Everybody and everything was hushed, all was expectancy. “ Your Excellency,” began the jester, “ why is it that the State .army is very like the sausage dogs we have been eating to-night? ” “I do not know. ’ “ Because, your Excellency,” replied the jester, edging away, “ they wen t any good unless they’re mustered.'’ Airs Newwed (at dinner table) : “ I was going to have some sponge cake as a. surprise for vou, dear, but I confess it was a failure.” Mr Newwed: “ What was the matter? ” Airs New- . id: “I don’t know for sure, but I think- the, store.sent me the wrong kind 'of sponges.” THE BK.EATKLitfKNIhS OF AfiTHMA. i’ulmonas commence iheir mission of bealib as soon as they touch your tongue. You can feel their healthful vapours pass into your respiratory system immediately. They soothe the inflamed membranes and assist the breathing. Invaluable for coughs, colds, bronchitis, “ ’flu.” Pultnonas, Is 6d and 2s 6d from all chemists. —[Adit.]