Conductor: “ How old is ' ibis boy?” Lady; “ Four.” Conductor: “ How old are you,” sonny?’ Sonny: “Four.” Conductor: “Well, I’ll let him ride free tins time, %ui I Itnow what he’s going to be when he grows up.” Lady; “What is he going lo be?” Conductor; “Either a liar or giant.’ Passer-by (suspiciously): “Why, are you begging with two hats?’ Beggar: “Trade is so brisk that 1 have had to enlarge MJfr premises.”
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Evening Star, Issue 20048, 13 December 1928, Page 5
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72Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 20048, 13 December 1928, Page 5
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