" Say, waiter, can you toll mo how long my omelet will be?” “No, sir. they vary considerably.” Peevish Wife; “You think so much of your old football you don’t even remember when we were married.” Husband: “Don’t IP It was the day the ’Spurs whacked Preston seven to two.” Teacher: “ Can you tell me what an island is?” Little Bennie: "Yes, ma’am. An island is a place you can’t leave without a boat.”
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Evening Star, Issue 19804, 1 March 1928, Page 9
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73Page 9 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 19804, 1 March 1928, Page 9
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