Very Moderate Conjurer: “I can only keep going for about ten minutes. What shall I do if there's an encore?” Showman (bitterly): “If there’s an encore I’ll go on myself and eat my hat!” “The country is going to the. dogs!” roared the reformer. “ What will the girl of eighteen be in ten years from to-day?” “ I presume about twenty-three!” derisively MioubaA «- man in the gallery.
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Evening Star, Issue 19804, 1 March 1928, Page 5
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66Untitled Evening Star, Issue 19804, 1 March 1928, Page 5
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